nathan 🔑 @key-tostart - Tumblr Blog

no more jockeys set 4 game 5

#tim key #taskmaster #no more jockeys #alex horne #mark watson #this clip actually had me ctfu #the way he immediately gives up #why is he dressed like that too #my fav eps are when they just talk for half of it

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peter-piano

Tim Key is Hot propaganda time

#the british baking show one #like i'm so serious #i'm in love with him #tim key #britcom

tim key with lauren laverne from bbc

#tim key #britcom #taskmaster #no more jockeys

i miss my tumblr days so this is me coming back btw

#tim key #taskmaster #britcom #the witchfinder #daisy may cooper

i found these in my camera roll but i forget where i got them 😣

#tim key #britcom #no more jockeys #tim key stand up #stand up comedy #comedian #british

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key-tostart

Just this photo shoot for master slut that I cannot stop thinking about

key-tostart

i'm always finding more

early christmas gift from my best friend

#tim key #husband #excuse the bad quality #taskmaster #no more jockeys

zorciarkrildrush

The Many Names of Alex Horne,

As Delivered by Tim Key.

Editing by me,

Research, direction, title cards art: @tealviscaria

tealviscaria

The full list with episodes and timestamps:

Name related

Alex Horne - S4G1 10:20, XmasSpe2023 1:17

Alex - S2G2 13:26, S3G2 17:49, S5G1 7:57, LiveG9 0:23 (Hello, Alex.), XmasSpe2020G1 15:21 (Er, Alex, can you hear us?)

Horne - S1G8 10:54, S2G9 23:43 (I'm close to one, Horne.), S3G12 2:31 (Love that, Horne.), S3G13 5:39 (T: Um, Horne? A: Yes? Sorry.), S5G1 12:16 (Lasers, Horne.), S5G7 13:30 (...incorrect, Horne.), S5G13 2:16 (If you say so, Horne.), NewYearSpe2021 21:33, NewYearSpe2021 22:52 (Whooped your ass, Horne!)

Al - S3G12 18:36 (Your name's Al Horne), LiveG7 19:22 (T: Hands off your face, Al. A: Sorry.), S4G5 15:31 (Hands off your face... Al.), XmasSpe2021G2 11:55 (No-o-o-o-o, A-a-a-a-al.), S5G6 13:37 - 13:39 (Oh, Al; that's crap.)

Alexander - S5G3 7:13, 7:42

Ally - S5G5 14:31 (Hello, Ally!), S4G6 3:45 - 3:46 (Ally? Ally Pally?)

Horney - S5G10 6:58 (Horney, Horney... drinking through his glasses.), S4G1 13:13 (I might come with you, Horney, on that one.)

Neutral or positive (?) terms

mate - S5G2 12:32, S5G12 2:51 (Oh, sorry, mate.), S2G2 7:37 (You stay in, mate.), XmasSpe2023 7:35 (I'm not saying anything, mate.), S3G4 10:09 (You look so bored, mate.), S2G7 0:50 (You're hard work, mate.), S2G8 19:31, S1G12 8:42 (Yeah, great, mate!), LiveG3 18:53 - 18:54 (Mate? John? John?), LiveG7 8:54 - 8:57 (Well, sorry, mate. Sorry, mate.)

matey - LiveG7 11:16 (Oh, hello, matey.)

pal - XmasSpe2024 12:46 (Your time must be up, pal.), S5G1 22:43 - 22:45 (My old pal Horne)

bloke - XmasSpe2020G1 5:26 - 5:27 (I think you're a tedious bloke.)

brother - S2G7 10:07 (Listen, brother...!), S4G16 11:31 (That's a skirt, brother.)

bro - XmasSpe2020G3 9:10 (Hoops, bro!), S4G12 15:36 - 15:37 (Peace out, bro)

buster - LiveG3 18:20 - 18:22 (Don't challenge me, buster)

boy - S2G3 4:29 - 4:30 (you're a very, very lucky boy), LiveG6 50:29 (link to the full livestream) (smart boy), S4G3 14:20 (Well, challenge then, big boy), S5G7 15:36 - 15:37 (You're a naughty boy, Horne)

man - Live G8 10:16 (Horne, man), LiveG7 4:56 (...enigma, man), LiveG7 20:54 (You're going bald, man.), LiveG7 20:58 (Put it back on, man), LiveG7 29:08 (She's Libra, man!) , S1G12 17:52 - 17:53 (Fuck off, man! Fuck you!), S4G3 6:02 - 6:05 (Have I got nice teeth? Tits? TEETH, man!)

guy - S4G1 19:30 (I'm taking this guy down.), TwelfthNight 6:04 (You see what I'm getting from this guy?), S3G2 22:58 - 22:59 (I'm taking this fucking guy down.), TrainingGameMarch2021 1:35, 1:41 (I wanna fuck that guy up., I want to fuck with that wee guy's heed!), S1G12 10:16 (tough guy), S2G4 8:30 (tough guy), XmasSpe2023 30:25 - 30:28 (what a lousy guy, what a lousy guy), XmasSpe2022 4:33 - 4:34 (you thick guy), LiveG3 18:33 - 18:34 (Well, I think you're quite a fun guy.)

sir - S1G3 6:26 - 6:28 (Sorry, sir?), S1G2 13:54 - 13:55 (I'm ever so sorry, sir?), S1G4 26:11 (Pardon me, sir?)

honey - LiveG3 6:28 - 6:30 (No – no, no, no, no, no Honey)

sugar - S4G14 0:25 - 0:29 (A: Honey Hot honey T: Sorry – yes, sugar?)

love - XmasSpe2020G1 15:31

darling - XmasSpe2020G1 15:41

friend - LiveG8 1:04 (old friend), LiveG5 6:09 - 6:11 (my dearest, dearest friend), S5G8 3:09 - 3:11 (Hands off your face, my little friend)

a boring guy/lad/friend... the whole jingle - S4G17 10:44-11:15

Plain old insults

twerp - S4G17 22:51 (you twerp), S3G13 0:36, 3:46, 6:05 - 6:06 (Twerpos Twerpos-Ghali)

dweeb - S3G13 10:43 (You look like a dweeb), S2G4 17:45 - 17:46 (this dweeb here)

dork - LiveG2 11:36 (Shut up, you dork)

turnip - NewYearSpe2021 18:23 - 18:24 (what a turnip)

pillock - Live6Emergency 10:52 - 10:53 (pillock in Chesham), S3G10 15:03 - 15:05 (you are a fucking pillock)

muppet - S5G12 19:16 (you muppet)

oaf - XmasSpe2020G1 19:27 - 19:28 (a tedious oaf)

buffoon - S3G6 13:08 - 13:09 (you fucking buffoon)

thicko - S3G9 13:37 (you thicko!), S2G9 14:05 - 14:07 (BYE BYE, THICKO!)

ugly - S4G3 6:51

sod - S3G5 12:10 (you sod), S4G16 15:30 (a grumpy old sod)

gel - S4G14 10:51, S3G6 11:14 (Stop being a gel, maybe?)

moron - S5G3 15:43 (you moron), XmasSpe2022 23:33 (you moron), LiveG9 13:56 (Like horsies have to go through tunnels, you moron), S4G7 6:23 - 6:30 (you moron)

dumbass - S2G5 3:26

idiot - LiveG2 5:42 (fucking idiot), S4G3 17:57 (fucking idiot), S4G17 7:09 - 7:11 (you self-obsessed idiot), NewYearSpe2021 6:45 (fucking idiot), S4G9 20:11, XmasSpe2020G1 18:53 - 18:54 (you're an idiot, you're a covidiot)

bastard - S3G1 3:20 (lemon, you bastard)

dickhead - S4G14 26:51

arsehole - S5G3 7:44 - 7:47 (1.0 of the biggest arseholes I've met)

twat - S3G5 12:17 - 12:18 (You're a fucking twat), S2G7 9:10 - 9:11 (you sad, Mackem twat)

wanker - S4G2 4:09 (you wanker), LiveG8 31:16 - 31:17 (Oh, you wanker), LiveG2 11:08

jizzhound - LiveG2 16:01 (you jizzhound), S4G9 19:11 - 19:12 (You're a real jizzhound from Buckinghamshire), S2G8 1:55 - 2:04 (you're a fucking... you are... a classic...er, North London elite...liberal...jizzhound)

horse [DING!] - LiveG1 1:40

cunt (/DING!) - XmasSpe2023 13:50 - 13:51 (you thick DING!), S4G3 22:57 - 23:07 ("I'm taking this [DING!] down for both of us" Well mean, I'm out Well, you could at least say "I don't think he's a [DING!]"), LiveG6 44:27 (link to the full livestream) (you cunt)

pussy boy - S3G2 13:24 - 13:28 (Pussy boy? Hmm? That's not very nice.)

moron boy - S5G15 8:43

pervert - XmasSpe2021G2 5:14 (you pervert)

Nicknames, etc.

(Matt) Hancock - S1G5 10:52 - 10:53 (Yeah, you look like Matt Hancock), S1G8 2:24 - 2:27 (Oi YOU LOOK LIKE MATT HANCOCK), S1G5 20:11 (Are you doing the Today show tomorrow, Hancock?), S1G9 6:48 - 6:50 (Hang on, Hancock. Shut the fuck up.)

Boggle - S1G9 6:57 (Hello, Boggle!), 9:00 (Boggle Style!), 12:32, 18:22 - 18:23 (Hancock, as it was, now Boggle)

Cummings - S1G13 4:17 - 4:21 (Alright, Cummings [GIGGLING] I can't be Cummings AND Hancock You can be)

Ernest - S3G12 1:10 - 1:11 (Do your catchphrase, Ernest)

Auction (or Auctioneer) Gel - S5G2 1:30, 20:27, 21:05 - 21:08 (Auctioneer Gel is a lovely guy)

Dickinson - S5G2 21:58

Old Clown Hat - S4G2 21:00 - 21:01

the old-school legend - S3G12 18:31 - 18:33

glummo - S3G4 24:22 - 24:23 (Oi! Glummo.)

vulture/magpie/jackdaw - S3G12 27:29 - 27:33 (He's a vulture A magpie Horne's a jackdaw)

daft ape - XmasSpe2022 30:04

Captain Horne - S4G9 21:57

Captain Culloden - S3G12 16:29

Mr Snout - S4G15 25:39 - 25:41 (♫ What's the deal, Mr Snout? Are you in, or are you out? ♫)

Mr Serious - S4G16 2:34

Scaremonger - S4G2 15:13 - 15:16 (I'd have to change your nickname You look like someone called Scaremonger)

Stickman, skinny - S2G9 6:13

muscle man - Key's Café 0:45

Bodywise Mustard - S3G1 0:37 - 0:38

Johnny Clocks - LiveG1 17:13

Buckinghamshire Broadband - S4G11 6:05 - 6:06

Technojizz - S3G6 17:27

Alex Yawne - S3G13 2:54, 5:51

Captain Yawnfest - S4G9 19:02 - 19:03

my worst comedian - LiveG7 15:32 - 15:33

the chap from Taskmaster - S4G10 11:32 - 11:33

Lord Taskmaster - S4G6 7:29, S4G6 7:47 - 8:00 (Oh, I'm so dreadfully... oh, dreadfully... sorry Lord Ta— [SILENCE] [WATSON LAUGHING] I don't do that often But when you get... When he gets too close to the knuckle, I WILL mute him.)

merry-magenta

I freaking love this.

crispfencer

Dating this press shot around 2008~, or possibly earlier. If anyone has pics from the full shoot I’d be eternally grateful for the files!

#into the camera roll it goes #they were so cute younger #i need every picture of tim key in existence #tim key #alex horne

bowdsglider

What have we learnt today?

Greg sucks at charades, Ania is a cat, and Reece used to draw furry porn

#still don't know how they glazed over the animal stuff #we need to be talking about this #reece shearsmith #taskmaster

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totteleva

sorry random person on reddit for decapitating you and stealing your post but !!!!! this better get released as an outtake

#NEED TO SEE THIS #NEED IT IN MY SOUL #reece shearsmith #taskmaster s20 #i could watch hours of taskmaster outtakes #release them pleaseeeee

thymelessink

Cute. Both of them.

#i've read all of the reese/phil fics please write more ppl #didn't realize i would like that ship until i found a fic on it #and now i need more #phil ellis #reece shearsmith #taskmaster #their dynamic #it's perfect

fweasel

precursor to s20e08’s banter section

#LOVE when they reuse jokes #like the egg joke is incredible too #it's so cute to me #tim key #alex horne

merry-magenta

Tim Key on Holly Burn's Dream House Podcast. Full ep.

#forced myself to watch this even tho that girl pissed me off within ght first few minutes #tim key #i only stomached it because of him

eesttm

S20E09

#me and my friend literally cackled at this #one of his more intense lines #with all that they have said before i was still surprised #taskmaster #alex horne #greg davies

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