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Little ascii creatures are so so good and important

i think horror is cool conceptually but i shrimply dont like being scared. it's scary! im already scared. that's good enough for me.

i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once

who’s up thinking about after the threesome they both take you home by sue hyon bae i’m thinking about after the threesome they both take you home by sue hyon bae

peac & love on planet earth

songs to touch the stove to

I don’t agree with tumblr’s whole “you can’t enjoy this thing because it’s problematic” vibe, but watching Friends is weird now knowing that the actor who played Chandler led an invasion of Japan in 1863, which led to the forceful Westernisation of the isolated country.

1853.

I’m sorry, yes, the actor who played Chandler in Friends invaded Japan in 1853, not 1863.

These goddamn "heartfelt" stay at home commercials from big brands that act like it's been years genuinely make my skin crawl.

Upon 2 seconds of reflection I have come to understand that feeling is bloodlust.

simply hearing the line “in these uncertain times” awakens a deep and intense desire to go completely feral

i love this age of millennial parents tweeting the daily antics of their children

Toddlers are weird. Mine is a trip all day long.

A little girl and her mom came into my gym last year and when I asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up, she said “I wanna go to space to see the lizards!” And wouldn’t elaborate about these space lizards

This reminds me of the time I told my mom I wanted to go to Egypt to figure out what my dreams meant.