I don't know what I'm doing

ID: sticker that says “the world needs trans women more than it needs another unhappy good man. Be soft, be a girl, we’re waiting for you.” End ID

my husband works at the library and he just sent the group chat a pic of some dinosaur decorations his elderly coworker made and put up and well.. :(

"OBJECTION!" *Reaches across the court room and boops Edgeworth's nose*

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

becoming homophobic because when two characters in a scene have the same pronouns you have to say their names one william times

I took a bus to a conference today and the bus driver fully stopped the bus to identify and chastise a person who was playing music out loud on their phone. That is how you get me to actually complete the customer service survey specifically so I can give you top ratings

It's days later and I'm still thinking about this man. Full ass bus pulled over to the side of a state highway with the hazards on, stalking down the center aisle intoning "ALL RIGHT. WHO'S GOT IT. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ON SPEAKER." I want to commission a statue of him. a hero. a king.

i was like "i wish mercury and venus were still animated tho" and then when i opened it to reblog the image was in starting position with mercury's eyes off to the side and i realized they ARE animated. super slow.

the earth's eyes are drawn in a different place every rotation

[image reads: “geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at”]