we kill the bat man

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

They coyotes are free you can just take them...

This is BRILLIANT and PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

EPIC official library post

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

"Potassium cyanide. Arsenic trioxide. Polonium 210. Tetrachlorodibenzodioxin," I say, smugly and with full confidence, before downing the glass of wine my political rival insisted on pouring for me. Seconds later, she watches with a smirk as I collapse writhing to the ground, in the knowledge that I never could hit that "R" in "pinot noir" quite right

Me neither (until the soy sauce, when I yelled "FOR FUCKS SAKE" again).

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