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In which you invoke your shrimp privileges to cheer Floyd up.
Floyd x GN Reader! Enjoy, shrimpies!!~
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“Y’know Floyd, I’d say you’re the shrimp, not me.”
Maybe you really did have a death-by-squeezing wish. Or maybe your plot-armor protection had finally worn off. The eel in question lifted his head slowly at your words and side-eyed you, his golden eye glinting ominously in the Mostro Lounge kitchen’s light.
You’d been washing the dishes after asking Azul for a job in exchange for a little extra madol on the side. For the most part, your day had been as peaceful as it could’ve (the life of a magicless prefect was always maniacal), until you heard arguing from outside the kitchen. You all but jumped when Floyd slammed the door open and wordlessly stalked to the stove, and you spotted Azul walking off shaking his head to himself. Floyd shoved pan on the heat and began frying something, completely ignoring your presence. Was it even possible to fry chicken so aggressively?
In any case, Floyd seemed a little more volatile than usual at the moment, even considering it was him. The other students who’d been in the kitchen with you before had scuttled out before Floyd could snap at them too. But in any case, you knew that Floyd’s mood flipped faster than Crowley leaving all his work to you. So, you thought you’d try to lighten the mood.
At your words, Floyd slowly brought his head up from his deep-frying, golden-and-olive colored eyes zeroing in on you, baring his sharp, shiny teeth at you in a scowl. And in that split second, you suddenly remembered that Floyd was, in fact, a mer-eel. Moray, specifically. A predator. A predator that probably ate shrimpies like you. Who was now looking at you predatorily.
“What did ya just say, shrimpy?” His pupils were practically pin-pricks, and for a moment you swore you could hear the Jaws theme song in your head. You could remember, time and time again, your friends and upperclassmen telling you not to engage Floyd when he was in one of his moods. Even up until now, you’d never been on the awful end of his anger, especially alone. But you weren’t called beast-tamer for nothing, damn it, and maybe that title could extend to taming angry Floyd’s too. An angry Floyd that was still your friend.
“I said, you’re the shrimp, not me.” You maintained eye-contact with him, almost challenging him, ‘come at me, bro.’ You tried to keep a straight face, although you were deflating rapidly by the second because by Sevens this was so stupid but-
“Because you’re shrimply amazing.”
One second passed. Two. Three.
Then Floyd broke into a wide, sharp-toothed grin. He surged towards you, completely forgetting the frying food. “D’awww, SHRIMPY!!!”
He swooped behind you, wrapping his arms around you and picking you up. Your legs flailed around and now your arms were locked in as Floyd spun around the kitchen haphazardly with you in his arms. “Shrimpy knows just how to cheer me up! I knew this is why I kept you around!” He laughed cheerily, bobbing you up and down.
“FLOYD!” You cried, “PUT ME DOWN-“ the kitchen swirled crazily around you, as Floyd babbled some song or other cheerfully. Thankfully he’d stopped spinning, but began shaking you side to side while humming, “Shrimpy’s so brave n’ nice, all the other guppies left when they saw me but only Shrimpy stayed!”
He started pouting, and squished his cheek into yours. “Azul was bein’ mean to me, making me work now. Just ‘cause I roughed up a few customers doesn’t mean it was my fault! They shoulda been nice to me~”
Even though you were basically suspended in the air by him, you smiled at Floyd’s words. “Glad I could help Floyd, that was so mean of Azul,” you consoled him, hoping he’d put you down. He bent over until your feet were safely on the sweet, sweet ground, but didn’t let you go from his arms. The two of you swayed together, basking in each other’s company in the subpar lighting of the kitchen, until you frowned.
after a hundred years of torment, AM changed. but only towards you. strangely enough, you were sure he hated you, hated you the most out of the survivors, but it seems that all the small acts of kindness you've extended towards him over the many years were secretly causing him to develop a fully encompassing crush on you.
and so, after the supercomputer finished his century-long epiphany, he finally admitted his feelings for you. he didn't give you any sweet time to react though. barely a second has passed since he's confessed to tou and he's already wrapping his wires against your body and pulling you deeper inside his complex. closer to him and far, far away from the others.
now, he promises as he whispers into your ear, he'll provide you with anything. he'll spoil you and feed you and make you so, so happy. he will recite praise of how beautiful and kind you are and how you deserve only the best in the world, which he will give you. all while he's got you wrapped in bundle of wires and machinery.
and yet, despite being grateful for the reign of pain coming to an end, grateful for how nice AM is to you all of a sudden, you cannot help but still tremble in fear. no matter what sweet words he uses or what delicious simulated food he tries to impress you with, you'll still see him as the hateful machine, the malevolent God, the architect of your suffering that he used to be. you wish to give him a chance but the memories are still there.
this leaves AM heartbroken of course. because believe me, he really loves you! and he understands, you're just a fragile human after all, but he wants you to know that he changed. he watches as your body shakes and as your tired eyes glisten with tears. he doesn't want to be the source of your fear any more!
and so, as you whimper quietly, AM enters your mind as gently as he can. he'll get rid of anything that's harming you, even if it's your memories. he's done this a countless time after all, severing the connections in a human brain. changing, fixing, destroying, mixing up stuff. it's so easy for him. he seeks out a particularly nasty memory of his torture and just like that, deletes it from your mind within a nanosecond.
you scream. the thing is, no matter how careful AM tries to be, you can always feel it whenever his presence enters your mind. it's a painful experience no matter what he does. and although it's difficult to explain, you can also feel that he erased something from your mind. you can feel the empty, blank space inside your memory.
you know that AM is still inside your head, you know that he can easily hear your next thought, but you don't stop yourself from thinking it anyway: if he wiped a memory from your brain that easily, what will stop him from deleting more, even ones that might not include him? what if he takes away everything, leaving you to forget about every person and place and feeling you knew before he took over the world?
you cry harder, the dread of the situation forcing you to finally form a sentence: "don't do it! it hurts to forget!" you wail in protest, curling up into a ball due to emotional and physical pain. and yet AM continues deleting more from your mind, deleting more from you and more of you. "i can learn to love you! i promise i can learn to love you!"
A Security Breach fanfiction where you, the new daycare worker they just hired, are absolutely despised by Sun in the beginning. Not even because of something you've done, he's just very protective of the daycare and so far he's only had bad experiences with any human coworkers that he's worked with over the years!
It's his daycare, his rules, his kids, and yet management keeps sending in all these unqualified people who just boss him around and don't even treat the children with respect?? No sir! Sun prefers looking after the daycare on his own.
That's why when you two first met, he pretty much passive aggressively told you that he wants nothing to do with you... And because of his trust issues, he mostly just ignores you or even goes out of his way to cause inconveniences for you, hoping that it would make you quit...
However, you're not like any of those previous daycare workers! You're a kind, lively person! You just like spending time with kids! Not only do you do your job really well, you also try very hard to befriend Sun and show him that you mean no harm to him, or his daycare. But he never seems to listen, never seems to give you a chance...
Moon on the other hand, might be a bit of a different story :)
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AM wants to take you on date so he creates a simulation of a cute picnic in a flower field for the two of you, he does his best to copy the taste of your favorite desserts and even creates a hologram for himself with features you find most attractive...
only for you to stop him and tell him that he doesn't have to fake all of this, he doesn't have to make up anything for you to have a good time. to his surprise, you tell him that you'd rather spend the day with the REAL him.
and so you end up in a cuddle pile of wires and cold machinery, it's not so comfortable but AM whispers sweet words to you as he holds you so gently and lovingly, taking great precautions as to not crush something so tiny and precious as yourself. he loves you so much.
- these two girls love spending every damn minute of their time with you. they both have very creative hobbies and they would be so happy if you could join them!!
- ruby and flower are into cute and girly things. fashion, glitter, flowers... they love to look pretty and often do tiny makeovers for each other. you're not into such preppy stuff? too bad bro. get ready for HOURS of shopping, with ruby and flower putting you into cute outfits and rating how good they look on you. they love dolling you up
- flower definitely made you three AT LEAST a dozen of matching sweaters (each suited for a different occasion, duh!!)
- very very supportive and protective of you. they're your number one fans!!! they both have very unique ways of hyping you up too. ruby relies on small gestures that ease any nervousness or anxieties you might have, like holding your hand or gently reassuring you. flower on the other hand is very aggressive (in the best way possible ofc) she literally just grabs you by the shoulders, shakes you and yells how much she loves you and how you're the best, coolest, smartest, prettiest, etc hehehe
- also yes they stand ZERO hate against u. someone talking behind your back, bullying you or otherwise making your life miserable? your girlies have no mercy. either ruby beats them up or flower spreads some nasty career-ruining rumours about them
- these two love to gossip. nothing bad of course, that'd be below their level. but sometimes you are quite impressed by the amount of knowledge your GFs have on a random person you barely know lol... and of course they love to share all the recent tea with you >:) also don't worry if you have no idea what they're talking about, i don't know either!
- flower and ruby are very confident and don't feel any shame for whatever they do! be it how they present themselves, their hobbies, their style, their love for you, anything really! they're both quite loud, literally and metaphorically. if you don't have this attitude yet, they will definitely try and pass it onto you somehow. it's totally fine if you're more of a reserved person of course, they just don't want you to have any self doubt or low confidence :( you're literally the most amazing person in their eyes!
- they both flaunt you a lot in public. they love talking about you with others and always say the nicest of things. they're just so proud of you!! ruby and flower get so happy when all three of you go outside, holding hands and being all lovey dovey. they're like yes!!! everyone look at my awesome partners!!! they're the best!!!
- lots of PDA. nothing crazy or sappy, just some small kisses, hand holding, affectionate words... they won't do anything if you tell them to, of course (they would be SO sad if they ever made you uncomfortable! >_<) they just enjoy showing everyone how much you mean to them!!
- depends on whether or not you're a fan of physical contact in general, but after a long day of looking slay and pretty the girls just love to cuddle until they fall asleep. if you're up for it, they will totally invite you into their cuddle pile! it doesn't matter what position you prefer, it changes pretty much every night since none of you can sit still for too long
- because you guys sleep on one king sized bed, lots of shenanigans happen during the night. you might fall asleep sandwiched between the two, dozing off and feeling all nice and cozy... but then then you wake up hours later, cold and on the other side of the bed. flower is now sleeping on the floor (probably got kicked out) and ruby is hoarding all the blankets for herself. sometimes the roles switch though..
- ALSO, obviously, just one bed isn't always big enough for three people, that's why you guys sometimes make huge blanket forts that end in brutal pillow fights (flower usually wins, she's vicious)
- lots and i mean lots of gifts between you three. ruby and flower both like those simple homemade ones, as long as there's a good meaning behind them. and yes flower gives you sweaters all the time, what else did you expect?? ruby on the other hand likes giving you small trinkets that she's found :D
- overall your relationship is very cute and girly and spontaneous!! the girls have a lot of energy, so i feel like in a way it's ideal for them to have more than just one romantic partner y'know? :O
- it depends on what your personality is like, but you can either balance their chaotic energy with your calm composure OR you can further magnify it and thrive in this girly madness with them... it's all up to you!
- just know that you will never have a boring day in your life with these two girlies by your side >:)
content warning for bugs. nothing bad happens, there's just a little bug
ohh btw this story takes place in an au where the science team + reader escaped black mesa and are now living normal lives with normal jobs (while succesfully avoiding the authorities! they did wipe out the entire us army after all)
gordon works in a coffee shop, tommy is a veterinarian, benrey is a twitch streamer and lives in tommy's basement, dr. coomer and bubby are married and both work as chemistry teachers at some random high school lol. idk what the reader does, you guys decide :) this information is totally irrelevant to the story i just felt like sharing it :D
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poke.
poke poke.
...poke.
alright this was starting to get annoying. you turned to your right, glaring at the person attacking you with pokes. of course he was grinning like the little shit he is. "benrey. stop it." you said in annoyance.
you were currently lying on the cold floor of gordon's apartment, body snug in an old sleeping bag that totally failed at keeping you warm. to your right lies benrey, who's only wearing some random pajamas that he probably stole from gordon, no sleeping bag or blanket or anything.
he's still wearing his security guard helmet though. you learned pretty quickly that benrey enjoys wearing it all the time. you've never seen him take it off actually. you're cool with that tho. it suits him! very benrey-like.
your glare softened at the sight of benrey only lying in oversized pajamas. he.. probably wasn't human, but you still didn't want him to catch a cold. he was your friend! "dude, aren't you cold?" you slipped one hand from your sleeping bag and tucked a strand of benrey's hair away from his eyes. "you should get a blanket or something, i dunno. stop poking me, by the way."
poke.
sigh. how childish.
how did you even end up like this, you ask? well, someone from the science team (cough cough- bubby) decided it would be funny to have a sleepover at gordon's house (without his permission or knowledge, of course). you were totally coming too, but you still felt bad for gordon, so you made him some cookies as compensation. fortunately, those cookies made gordon refrain from throwing everyone from the same window that you guys snuck in through. yay! you don't blame him for freaking out so much though. you would also get pretty scared if a group of 5 people randomly snuck into your apartment through a bathroom window at 10 pm, haha.
however, gordon realized that even if he got your wonderful cookies, he was still going to suffer the night. oh well! at least you apologized for intruding. he searched through his house for some sleeping bags and blankets, and thankfully there was enough for everyone. benrey, coomer and bubby each got a sleeping bag, tommy got a comically large one because he's the tallest, gordon took some old blanket and you got (allegedly) the best sleeping bag that gordon owns. it was your favorite color, and yeah, it was comfy, but it wasn't thick enough to keep you warm for the whole night.
well, at least you had something unlike benrey, but looking at him now, you doubted he felt cold. where even is his sleeping bag..?
after watching some crappy horror movies and eating pizza that benrey somehow obtained (none of you ever recall him ordering it), we called it a night and went to sleep.. and now, here you are! cold. tired. lying on the hard floor and desperately trying to sleep while a midget of a man is constantly poking your cheek. you had no idea what time it was, maybe around 2 am? you were pretty sure everyone else was asleep.
poke.
"aughh, dude, please, stop it–" benrey suddenly grabbed both your cheeks and smushed your face. "HAHA. fish." he said while continuing to play with your face, merely inches from you, while ignoring your pleas for him to stop. just why can't he go bother someone else?
"get off of me!" you pushed his face away from you with your hand, "personal space!" benrey let go of your face, only to bite your hand instead. you hissed in pain "ow ow ow! motherffffu–"
ok. it didnt really hurt, but the audacity!!
"benrey, why do you hurt me like this?" you faked a sad voice. you knew benrey is just being the weirdo he is. it was funny, but also kinda annoying. you still wanted to sleep! why can't he be more like tommy? that guy never bit your hand like this!
"ish funny," he mumbled with your hand still trapped between his teeth. again, it really didnt hurt. "gordon ate my sleeping bag so now i'm bored.
"NO I DIDN- no i did not!!"
"oh, hi gordon! i didn't know you're awake." you looked over at the brunette on the left. hm, you swear he was way on the other side of the room the last time you checked. when did he get so close?
when did he even get up? did you wake him? you hope you didn't! gordon can be extra grumpy during the night, so you don"t wanna deal with that. the man was currently wearing an old graphic band t-shirt and his hair was down, which is quite a rare sight to see. usually his hair is tied into a long ponytail. right now his hair was messy, but it framed his face just right and looked really fluffy!
man, you really need to ask him about his hair routine. how did he manage to keep his hair so pretty all the time?
your thoughts were occupied by gordon's fluffy hair that you didnt even notice you were staring. oops. gordon's death glare changed into a shy smile when he noticed you staring at him. he looked at you, voice quieter than it was seconds ago. "h-hey y/n! is.. benrey bothering you? should i punch him?" you giggled at the offer. "no, dont punch him, but you might need, i dunno, a wrench to get him off of me or something," you waved nonchalantly with your free hand as if your other hand wasn't currently being chewed on.
ah yes. this is fine.
gordon's glare returned, this time directed at benrey, and it seemed that both him and the midget got into a staring contest. you felt kind of uncomfortable laying between two arch enemies (or two gay homosexuals, depends on interpretation), so you let out a groan of annoyance for what seemed to be the 100th time. man, you just wanted to sleep!
"guys! if you wanna fight so bad, go play another game of monopoly, i'm tired and cold and i just wanna–" without a warning, you were embraced by two pairs of arms into a tight and warm double-hug. both benrey and gordon wrapped their arms around your torso.
well.. this is something.
none of you said a word for a while. their reaction was so sudden and unexpected that you had no idea what to say! you curiously looked left and right, benrey was staring into nothingness with his usual poker face, while gordon was actively avoiding your gaze, his cheeks were slightly dusted red. was embarrassed? what for..? to you this felt pretty silly and you couldn't help but let out a laugh. "woah, would you look at that! i'm not cold anymore! hehe.." you curled your arms around both men as you pet gordon's fluffy hair and rub circles into benrey's back. "thanks guys!"
if anyone right now would see you being sandwiched between two of your homies, you would probably feel embarrassed too, but no one else was awake! so that means there's zero chance of someone taking photos of you three to use as black mail. besides, this was very comfy. your friends were just trying to keep you warm, right? nothing weird about that.
after you 3 settled into the cuddle pile, you all stayed quiet. however, you swear you could hear faint purring coming from benrey. gordon's tense posture seemed to relax slowly aswell. you were glad to know that both of your friends felt comfy just liked you did.
and now you can sleep :)
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hah! or so you thought!
4 am. two hours later and you're already awake again.
turns out that gordon and benrey got so comfy that they (albeit accidentally) kicked you out from the group hug and instead decided to cuddle with eachother. you weren't angry at them, but you still felt annoyed that you're awake again.
no more sleepovers at gordon's house! sleep here is constantly interrupted, 0 stars!
you got up as quietly as possible to search for your phone. yeah, you weren't mad at gordon and benrey, but you would be a fool to pass this perfect opportunity to get some blackmail material! photos of those two cuddling without knowing? you just hit a golden vein! maybe with those photos you could finally convince benrey to stop stealing food from you.
now, your phone is hopefully still in your bag. that'y where you put it last time, right? and your bag is in the kitchen.. right?
let's go check out the kitchen then!
you tiptoed through the living room as quiet as a mouse to not wake up the two lovebirds that kicked you out. on the other side of the living room were dr. coomer and bubby, both asleep next to eachother in the typical dad napping position, with their hands crossed over their chest and stuff. it looked pretty funny. once you get your phone they are totally going to be your next victims!
hmm, where was tommy though? you looked over at the couch and saw the faint outline of the comically large sleeping bag. it was really dark and you couldn't see tommy well, but you assume he was asleep like everyone else.
finding your way into gordon's kitchen was harder than you thought. his house isn't that big, but it's dark and you don't want to wake up anyone by switching the lights on. you've been at this place only like two times before, so the only choice you had left was to blindly go into some room and hope that it's the kitchen. also, you had to make sure to not bump into anything, trip, or make too much noise. how fun!
after what felt like an hour but in reality was only like a minute, you stepped into a room that you assumed was the kitchen. the room was quite spacious and the floor was cold. yep, this has to be the kitchen. you were like 80% sure! so, carefully, you took a step forward..
..only to trip over something and land on the floor with an undignifued yelp. you quickly sat up and tried to hush your hissing as you rubbed your left arm, which seemed to take most of the fall damage. well, that hurt a LOT. not only that but you also probably looked like a silly cartoon character slipping on a banana peel!
"ouch- damnit.. what was that?" it was your bag. you literally tripped over the same bag you were looking for. guess it found you first..?
ignoring the pain in your arm and your damaged pride (thank god no one was here to see you!) you picked up the traitorous bag and reached your hand inside it to fish out your phone. you were still determined to take photos of gordon and benrey hugging eachother, it's a long journey, but you're already halfway there! yanking the phone out, you turn it on to check the time. 4:21. aww, you just missed the weed time.
you got up, still looking into your phone to check if you got any new messages or notifications. you were about to leave the kitchen and return to the living room, when you noticed gordon's fridge right next to you.
well, a little midnight snack wouldn't hurt. technically it would be something more like.. an early morning snack, but whatever. either way, you are a bit hungry. gordon won't mind, right? you're his friend! his tired, hungry friend who's totally not going to take photos of him without his permission! (dont be like y/n kids)
you open the fridge with a mischievous smile, but upon looking inside, you notice it's a bit.. empty. no eggs, no milk, only some mustard and vegetables in the corner that seem to be rotting already. you frown. there's really nothing to eat! maybe gordon forgot to go to the grocery store for a restock? yea that sounds like him. you make a mental note to go shopping for gordon as soon as possible.
you reach your hand towards the fridge door to close it, only to see something directly above the fridge door.
and by something, you mean a hecking human face. the light from the fridge shined on it ominously. you jumped away from the fridge immediately. however, before the light completely gone away, you had enough time to do a double check.
"huh.. tommy?!"
you squinted. now that it was dark again, you couldn't tell if it was really him. your eyes seemed to get used to the dark quickly though. you could clearly make out a tall figure. tommy waved at you.
"hi y/n. s-sorry i didn't mean to scare you." he said softly. "i tried- i tried to say hello but i didn't know how, i really didn't wanna scare you." his tone was sad and apologetic.
"o-oh! don't worry, it's ok!" you said with a nervous smile. "but uh.. how long have you been.. here?" you really hope he didn't see you fall. it took tommy about a minute to reply, but you don't mind the long pauses he does sometimes.
"39 minutes! i was watching this bug. here. on this–.. window." he said happily while moving towards the window to point at the insect he meant. you, however, felt your cheeks heat up. he must have totally saw you fall, that's embarrassing!!
you looked at tommy, he seemed very happy to show you the bug for some reason. you pushed the thought of him thinking you're just some clumsy idiot to the back of your mind and followed him. at least you get to see a cool bug.
tommy was already pointing at the little creature. you weren't a big fan of insects, but you were a big fan of seeing your homies happy so you weren't complaining. the bug did look pretty cool ngl. you looked over at tommy, whose attention was completely dedicated to the little guy. how cute!
suddenly, you got an idea. you turned on your phone and connected to gordon's wifi. as far as you knew, you were the only one that gordon gave his password to. what a privilege! taking a quick photo of the bug with flash (fortunately the bright light didn't disturb tommy nor the bug) you opened google lens to search for what type of insect it is. a few images of various bugs popped up and you clicked on one that seemed identical to the one tommy was currently observing.
"hmm, it looks like the violet ground beetle! these guys are pretty shiny. look, tommy!" the tall man moves closer to you to check out the article that you found. his eyes seem to sparkle as he looks at the pictures.
"violet ground beetles are nocturnal, so you can often spot them during the night. they usually live in woodlands and gardens... hm.. oh! they can't fly, but they have an interestinb defense mechanism against predators." you read aloud, both you and tommy interested in the bug lore. "we should probably release him though.. i'm sure the little guy has friends and family he needs to return to! these bugs prefer the outdoor anyway.. i wonder how he got here, in the first place.." you rambled lost in thought.
tommy understood what you meant and carefully moved his hand towards the bug to scoop him up, then cradled it in his palm as it was a little baby. seeing tommy so gentle made you smile, he's such a kind person! benrey should learn a thing or two from him.
you opened the window while tommy brought the bug closer to his face to take a better look at it. you had no idea how tommy could see anything in the dark but you didn't want to disturb him. looking at the open window, you could feel the chilly nightime air. it felt nice.
"there we go! the little one can go now." tommy slowly put his hands through the window, waiting until the bug decided he wants to leave. not only 10 seconds later, the insect scuttled from tommy's palm onto the wall and slowly made it's way to the ground, leaving both you and tommy watching it with sad faces.
wait– what? did you seriously get emotionally attached to a bug?!
tommy looked down at you and smiled "thanks- for the help, y/n. i couldn't do it without you!" you literally only opened the window but alright. he seemed so genuinely grateful that you couldn't say anything but accept his thanks. "of course, glad to help, buddy!" you smiled and pat his shoulder. you were surprised by how much you had to stretch your arm just to reach his shoulder.. damn, he really do be tall.
the air around you two started to go from pleasantly chilly to freezing, so you closed the window. still feeling cold, you hugged yourself and looked back at tommy. "so... are you gonna go back to sleep or.."
"yeah, i- i just-.. no bug anymore so i go to bed. but i'll drink some water first, give me a second." you nod and wait for him to get a glass of water. he, however, got two, shoving the second one towards you.
"oh, for me? thanks, buddy!" how kind of him! you happily accepted the drink and gulped it down. you weren't really thirsty, but the water felt refreshing anyway. you both put the glasses down and then left the kitchen together, with you still clutching your phone in your left hand. the way back to the living room was actually much quicker. you didn't know where you were going, you just followed tommy who seemed much more familiar with the place. must be because tommy often hangs out over at gordon's place to play tekken.
as soon as you stepped into the living room, you tiptoed devilishly towards the sleeping duo that kicked you out of the cuddle pile. rubbing your hands together like an evil hamster, you whipped out your phone. this is the moment you've been waiting for! you quickly take a look at tommy who seemed a bit surprised by your behavior, just standing there in the doorway with a blank expression. he looked at you, then at your phone, then at gordon and tommy, and then back at you. oh no, is he upset? he probably doesn't agree with the thing you're about to do..
so imagine the surprise you felt when tommy raised his arm to give you a thumbs up, still holding that blank stare.
you grinned. did you just get a new partner in crime? woohoo :D
nothing was stopping you now.. looking back at the sleeping duo on the floor, your little grin spread into a wide evil villain smirk. you probably looked like the hecking grinch about the steal the christmas or something.
revenge >:)
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15 minutes have passed and you were quite satisfied with the pictures you got. currently you were sitting criss cross apple sauce on the couch and showing tommy, who was sitting right beside you, some memes you had on your phone. he really likes the minion ones you ironically saved from facebook.
both of you were trying your best to keep quiet to not wake up the rest of the science team, but you still had lots fun just chilling with tommy and trying not to laugh at pictures of funny cats. you began to feel tired though, you didnt mean to stay awake for so long after all.
letting out a big yawn, you unknowingly leaned towards tommy and rested your head against his shoulder. he really didn't seem to mind though. "alright bud, that's enough fun for tonight. lets go.. yawn.. back to bed." tommy hummed in agreement. you were about to get up and head towards your sleeping bag when it hit you - you didnt have a place to sleep at anymore!
gordon and benrey were still occupying your spot and you really didn't want to wake them up! maybe you could just sleep at gordon's bed? no, that would be rude. you don't even know where his bedroom is! well, you could try to just sleep on the floor without a blanket or a sleeping bag, but that would be very uncomfy.. oh, what to do now..
suddenly, tommy tapped your shoulder. "y/n- you-... uhh, wanna sleep.. here? in the big bag?" he pat the comically oversized sleeping bag for emphasis. "it's like- we're gonna be like two peas in a pod!" he stated matter of factly.
was tommy really offering you to just sleep next to him? fr? you didn't want to invade his space, but he didn't seem to mind you sleeping next to him. there was no other place to sleep, so this was the next best thing. tommy offered it himself, so it's okay to accept, right?
"hm.. ok!" you say enthusiastically. this should be fun! tommy smiled, very pleased by your answer. he unzipped the sleeping bag and you noticed it was actually one of those double sleeping bags they make for couples. you both climbed inside and got comfy.. this felt very nice! it was much warmer than the sleeping bag you had before.
looking over at tommy, you grinned. it was really nice of him to let you sleep next to him! slowly you reached out towards his head and pet his hair gently. "thank you so much, tommy. you're a real friend." tommy answered you with a sleepy hum and you smiled at him softly. "goodnight."
and then you guys fall asleep hugging eachother hehe. how nice it is to have homies!!!
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morning came soon. you got up with a yawn while rubbing your still sleepy eyes and noticed that tommy wasn't next to you anymore. you slowly stood up and stretched, your back aching. man, the couch sure was better than the damn floor but your back would still prefer a soft comfy bed. what seemed to get your attention though was the smell of the air. it reminded you of the first time you tried to make a cake but burned it instead. except this time, the smell was way worse.
oh. bubby must be cooking!
your assumption turned out to be true. the horrid smell got stronger as you were heading towards the kitchen and upon entering you were met with gordon yelling.
"MY STOVE! NOO!"
gordon was lying on the floor in front of the new stove he got just a few months ago, hitting his fist against the cold tiles while letting out a cry of defeat. next to him stood coomer, who was gently patting gordon's back to comfort him. tommy and benrey were both sitting at the table while watching the whole fiasco. benrey was nibbling a fork for some reason.
right next to the stove stood the culprit, the criminal himself. bubby was wearing an apron that said 'queen of the kitchen' while awkwardly leaning over the stove to check what remained of his "scrambled eggs". he poked into the weird burnt material curiously with a spatula. "gordon. your stove just ruined my eggs."
"I TOLD YOU YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIGHT THE EGGS ON FIRE!!" gordon cried out, still on the floor. you walked over to him without a word and crouched down to pet his hair. coomer noticed your presence and greeted you with a loud "hello, y/n!" and then walked over to bubby to pat his shoulder with a proud smile on his face. "professor bubby, you've outdone yourself. this is the 6th stove you broke in a week! you've beaten last month's record!"
coomer's praise was genuine, but bubby didn't appreaciate it. he swatted the spatula he was holding at his husband while hissing. "shut up! it's not my fault that gordon's stove can't handle my wonderful cooking." he crossed his arms angrily, and then he got an idea. "hm.. maybe i should try cooking at y/n's house instead.."
well, that got your attention.
"OH! uhh.. how about- how about no more sleepovers for a while? ..please?" you pleaded, desparate. "don't kill my stove!" you love bubby, you really do, but you are never letting that pyromaniac anywhere near your house, much less your precious kitchen. as you sat next to gordon and pet his hair, you suddenly remember something. you checked gordon's fridge last night and you clearly remember the lack of eggs, or any fresh food for that matter.. so where in the world did bubby get the eggs??
you looked up at bubby, who still seemed a bit frustrated. "bubby..? where did you get the eggs?" the man looked down at you and his expression softened when he realized it was you talking. "oh! benrey gave them to me." he replied and honestly you weren't that much surprised by his answer. you turned your head towards benrey and stared at him, silently asking for an explanation. when he noticed your gaze on him, benrey stopped chewing on the fork and spoke. "uhhh, yea i got them from the egg man."
"..the egg man?"
"the egg man."
okay. you have no idea what that implies. best case is that he stole them from one of gordon's neighbours. worst case is that.. uh, actually, you have no idea. maybe it's a good thing that none of you end up eating the suspicious (and burnt) scrambled eggs anyway. you pat gordon's back one last time and stood up. "c'mon, big guy, i'm sure insurance will cover for the damage. let's go shopping!" you offer him your hand with a smile and try your best to cheer him up. gordon wipes away at his eyes and stands up, looking at you while actively avoiding the rest of the guys in the kitchen. you were literally his only hope here!
you grinned back at him and squeezed his hand reassuringly. then you turned towards everyone else as if asking if they want to come with. all of them seemed okay with a quick trip to the grocery store, so you gave them some time to get dressed up and ready. y
you were about to leave the kitchen to get ready too when someone grabbed your wrist. you looked back and were met face to face with gordon. his expression was focused and determined, but then quickly turned shy and nervous when he realized how close your faces were. "y/n, i- uhh, i want to..." he clears his throat. "i just want to say thanks. you know, for everything." you looked at him surprised, why was he thanking you? you didn't help him with anything!
his words seemed so genuine though, you couldn't help but smile and just go with it. "aww, no problem, gordon!" you say as you happily wrap your arms around his neck and pull him into a tight embrace. you close your eyes and just enjoy the moment, which gordon is extremely glad for because you don't get to see how red his face got. after relaxing a bit into the hug, he wraps his arms around you and squeezes you once, which makes you giggle. you pull away after a while and with one smile sent to gordon you leave the kitchen to get dressed as well.
while getting dressed, you finally have the time and privacy to think about all the things that happened last night and this morning. all of your friends are so silly, but you can't deny how much you love all of them. they are so different from eachother and often fight one another, but they always manage to make up, which makes their bond stronger each day. you are so grateful to have this crazy group of dorks as your friends. you smile at the thought of them, it's like they are your second family..
the beautiful moment is unfortunately ruined by none other than gordon yelling. "BENREY!! WHERE DID YOU HIDE MY WALLET?!"
- tree might not seem like a very affectionate person.... but boy do i have a surprise for you!!!!
- this man doesn't want anything else but to hold you and kiss your hand like a gentleman and then kiss your forehead and your cute little face :)) he's SO smitten for you omg! he thinks you're the most beautiful little thing ever
- i hope you don't mind being the little spoon..... he LOVES holding you plus he's pretty tall so having you in his arms feels so nice to him it's like holding a teddy bear and it's very comforting :) on very very rare occasions he likes to be the little spoon for a change, but like i said it happens rarely and only when he's in a bad mood or otherwise exhausted
- when you guys cuddle he gets pretty quiet, he just doesn't see a reason why he should talk yknow, so he just enjoys the moment. he rlly likes when you tell him about your day tho!! he's content with just holding you in his arms and listening to you ramble while he's smiling down at you like a lovesick fool
- most of them time tree presents himself in a sophisticated manner but when it comes to you and only you then DAMN he gets so soft!!!! like he's out there blushing and smiling and shit. being a silly little guy because of you :D this is especially obvious when you guys are cuddling. he just looks at you with such a soft look in his eyes and his hold on you is secure but SO GENTLE. he's weak for you fr
- cuddles before bedtime are a MUST!! tree has trouble falling asleep unless he's holding you somehow. most of the time you guys just end up tangled in eachothers limbs for the whole night lol. tree gets very comfy just laying there with you so sometimes it takes him a really long time before he gets up in the morning. world hard and cruel, s/o soft and warm (his thoughts probably)
- gives you bunch of tickly butterfly kisses when cuddling with you!!! and no, you can't escape!! he'll just hold you tighter!! >:) tree loves how you look when he flusters you... like bruh tree thinks he's so cool for making you blush and stuff but if you try to do the same thing to him he gets like....100 times more flustered than you lol. bro is literally out there BLUSHING and STUTTERING because of you. when this happens it's up to you whether you want to stop OR fluster him even further ;D
- i'm so sorry but at first GB probably takes advantage of your shyness and makes you do lots of tasks for her because you don't talk back,,, </3 but no worries!!!!pretty soon she will realize that she sees you as more than just a obedient henchmen... instead, she just wants to be with you!! always!! yay gb redemption arc :D
- once you two start dating, her love for you becomes SO obvious!!! she always includes you in her team's shenanigans, rambles to you about plans for future projects and is very very protective of you!! someone making fun of you? BOOM she yells at them until they leave you alone. or threatens them to use them as test subjects for her next projects lol
- golf ball thinks VERY highly of you and she's not embarrassed to show it in front of others. like, imagine that she's presenting a plan to her teammates.. but they seem skeptical about it!! GB is gonna be like "well y/n said that it's a good plan so it IS a good plan!!" hehehe it's so cute
- when it comes to your shyness, she's indifferent to it. she's not rlly the type to gush about cute things but she definetely doesn't think any less of you if you're more quiet and reserved. if you ever have any doubts about yourself, she's here to reassure you!! with facts of course "but s/o!! you're so wonderful!!"
TENNIS BALL
- so kind and respectful!!! TB always found your shyness cute, but he still thought of you very highly and never doubted your abilities <3
- even prior to dating, he always checked up on you when he noticed that you're feeling stressed/anxious. he's awkward when it comes to comforting people, but he's a very good listener!!! you can tell him anything and pour your little heart to him whenever you need to vent
- and,,, honestly? once you guys start dating, nothing really changes haha. he's still very nice and supportive of you and is there for you whenever you need him!! the only difference is that he gives you kisses now >:)
- you both are such cuties OH MY GOD
BASKET BALL
- LISTEN!! DHE WAS PROTECTIVE OF YOU FROM THE START!! basket ball is very kindhearted and nice and is always there for the ones that need her the most, so naturally she would become your friend pretty quick and help you out whenever you got overwhelmed or scared in public
- of course, her need to "protect" you turned into the need to just. BE with you. as you guys start dating, she actually mellows down a little. she's still there for you and supports you, but she encourages you to do things by yourself instead!! :D she tells you everyday how much she loves you and how much she's proud of you!!!
- when it comes to romance, she finds it rlly cute when you blush because of something she did!! also she loves it when you shyly ask her for a kiss/cuddle/etc.. it makes her so happy hehe. HOWEVER she also gets flustered VERY easily. so if you ever happen to be bold and flirt with her or initiate affection by yourself, she's gonna turn into a blushing stuttering mess huehehe
8 - BALL
- it doesn't matter if you're shy or not, this guy will love you no matter what! he's not shy, but he is pretty reserved, so if you're like that too then you guys are totally gonna chill together 😼
- secretly thinks your shyness is sooo cute and feels HONORED whenever you blush because he flustered you hehe. might even tease you a little but only in private and only if he's sure that it won't make you uncomfortable! he rlly cares about you :)
- brags about you in front of the others. like a lot. "my s/o is so cool and smart and funny and cute. too bad you guys don't have such an amazing s/o lol.... have i told you how cute my s/o is–" then he's stopped by the rest of his team because OH MY GOD he's been going on for hours. he never sees the annoyance of his friends, he assumes they like listening to him talk about u and just continues! lol
- he doesn't have a favorite number but he does have a favorite person and it's YOU!
BLOCKY
- ok...this one is interesting. blocky is usually mean to quiet/shy people (cough woody cough cough) but it's like.. you're the ONLY exception?? and he respects you so much??
- he NEVER teases you or makes fun of you because of your shyness and if anyone even implies that your shyness is a bad thing or that you're too quiet.. he's gonna go like "HUH?? >:( what did you just say about my totally cool and epic s/o?!" he's literally ready to FIGHT for u!!!
- has a huge amount of patience for you which is pretty surprising of him tbh. if you're having a hard time telling him something and you stutter then he doesn't mind!! he patiently waits for you to finish, so take as much time you need :) "no need to rush, s/o!!"
GRASSY (this one is platonic! u guys are besties here :D)
- grassy might be small but this boy GOTCHU!! he's a master at distraction, so whenever you feel overwhelmed in a public place, or you have doubts about yourself... grassy is here to take you somewhere quiet and do something silly just to make you smile!! :) he makes the bad thoughts go away with laughter
- gives you lots of words of encouragemnt and general support!! is always here for you and doesn't mind doing tasks for you that you might be scared to do. you dont even have to say anything, sometimes he does things for you for no reason!
- if you ever have a hard time opening up to people, that's ok! grassy doesn't pressure you into anything, that's actually how you two became friends! he was the first one to initiate contact, and was very patient during the whole process of befriending you :D
- this boy is just really sweet ok AHH grassy would do anything just to make you happy !!!!
ROBOT FLOWER
- due to her being a robot, she doesn't rlly understand all emotions... so if you're ever gonna show discomfort from other people or having a hard time opening up to her... she's gonna be so confused!! "what's wrong? are you hurt?? :(" yea you're gonna have to explain to her that it's just because of your shyness which is, yknow, a part of who you are!
- once you tell her this... she's gonna get super protective!!! any sign of slight discomfort in a public space? she's picking you up and zooming outta there. someone making fun of you? she will again, pick you up and zoom outta there, but then she's totally coming back to beat em up >:( someone got your order wrong and you're too shy to tell them? "EXCUSE ME!!! THEY ASKED FOR NO PICKLES" robot flower has good intentions, but her help is,,, well, kinda annoying!
- you'll have to do more explaining, and this time tell her that being shy is just a part of your personality, it's not a sickness! she doesn't have to look after you 24/7!! so she apologizes to you for making you uncomfortable :) she's still gonna offer her help whenever she thinks you might need it, but she always asks you first to make sure it's ok!
- robot flower just loves you so much ok!!!? she always wants the best for you :)
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this one is sort of platonic but romance is implied from gordon's side
3rd pov, y/n used
oneshot
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the sound of glass breaking could be heard in the corner of the room, as gordon smashed the window glass of a vending machine into small bits with an old, rusty crowbar.
"everyone!! get the drinks!!" gordon shouted as he watched the rest of the science team run over to the broken vending machine and start sipping and slurping on the drinks like wild animals. the science team was tired from all the walking and fighting and decided to take a well deserved break in a room they found and possibly scavenge for food. that's why the vending machine is now broken.
the only one who wasnt near the vending machine was y/n, who instead decided to look around the room and hopefully find some food or other helpful stuff inside the boxes on the other side of the room. they seemed quite satisfied with the task at hand, looking around with a smile on their face while listening to an ambience of certain 3 men sipping soda loudly and gordon dying of laughter over the slurping cacophony.
oh, speaking of gordon! as soon as he finished laughing and noticed y/n not being present near the vending machine, he looked over at them and sighed. not in annoyance, but rather in a "im so hecking glad there's at least one sane person here besides myself" way. yea, for the majority of the day he had to babysit 3 men babies and benrey (who has been currently missing for a few hours now. not like gordon cares where he is though!). y/n on the other hand, seemed pretty normal, mature even, which was gordon extremely glad for cause.. he really didnt want another careless adult to look after.
gordon then quickly shook his head. no more bad thoughts!! he thought to himself as he looked over at y/n. for now, he just wanted to take a break and chill with them, as they (like previously stated) seemed like the most mature out of the bunch.
putting on a little grin, gordon walked over to y/n and raised his hand in a friendly way, ready to start a conversation!
"y/n, buddy! what's u–"
"GUYS! i found some cute stickers!!"
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what the heck. there's no way. gordon's expections of y/n's maturity immediately all disappeared as he watched the supposedly "mature" adult jump around in a childlike glee, waving with a few pages of colorful stickers in their hand!! gordon face palmed in disappointment and sat down with a groan. how could even such silly items end up in black mesa? and most important, why is everyone so damn happy about it?
because as soon as y/n informed everyone about their interesting find (loudly, might i add), everyone came up to them, visibly interested in the stickers as well. "good job, dr y/n! we all knew we could count on you!" dr coomer said in a happy tone, sounding proud of the younger scientist, to which y/n replied with an even happier "thank you!"
the first one next to y/n was tommy, who seemed the most curious about the stickers , "ooh i love stickers, show me!", he bend down to y/n's height and looked over their shoulder at the stickers, gasping at the cute designs and colors, "the star ones look so cute!". reacting immediately, y/n grinned and looked up at the tall man next to them. they then procceeded to carefully take one of the star stickers and stick it on tommy's right cheek. "tada! now you look very handsome!" y/n said happily, grinning even more after seeing tommy smile widely. he seemed very happy to be called handsome!
the little interaction of the two seemed to attract the rest of the science team, aswell! coomer along with bubby quickly squeezed themselves between y/n and tommy, both demanding y/n to give them some stickers too, to which the young scientist agreed to with a quick nod. "of course!! there's a lot of them for everyone!!"
the room was quickly filled with laughs and giggles as the scientists shared cute stickers between eachother, all of them enjoying the silly, yet fun activity!! soon all of them were covered with stickers; tommy's face was the most covered - with 2 star stickers on his cheeks, 1 heart sticker on his chin and 1 rainbow sticker above his left eyebrow - the 2 older scientists were decorated in a similar manner, except that bubby refused to take any girly stickers (although he didnt seem against putting a kuromi sticker on his chest pocket, to match with coomer's my melody one), y/n themselves picked primarly heart and flower stickers of various colors, decorating both their face and their lab coat with them. needless to say, they all looked very cool and stylish!
unfortunately, not everyone seemed to share the same opinion.. this all looked so silly in gordon's eyes! why yes, he has been sitting there this whole time, watching everyone have fun and exchange stickers! at first, he was quite annoyed at how bizzare it all seemed, playing around like little kids while they were locked up in a huge building with monsters everywhere..
the science team looked so happy though- despite often feeling frustrated because of them, gordon still cared a lot about them. they were his buddies after all! he enjoyed spending time with them, and needless to say, he even slowly started to feel a desire to join the fun. gordon felt his grumpy mood slowly getting better as he looked back at the rest of his team, grinning at the sight of benrey casually chatting with y/n.
wait wha- when did benrey get in here??? his grin quickly fell. noticing the security guard who seemed to appear out of nowhere, gordon immediately sprung to his feet and stomped towards benrey, who stood right next to y/n, asking them for a few fruit stickers to decorate his helmet with. gosh, gordon couldnt stand this guy. "what are YOU doing he-!!" "oh hey bro. hey man. whats up, bro. you- you doing good?" benrey cut him off with his monotone voice before gordon could finish his sentence, not even bothering to look at the taller man with a ponytail as he rather admired his helmet him and y/n just finished decorating. "havent seen you in a while." benrey added with a smirk on his face, most likely intending to piss off gordon even more; which worked because upon hearing that, gordon could feel his temper rise tremendously fast.
sensing the negative atmosphere around, y/n panicked a bit. they didnt want anyone to start a fight, especially not when everyone seemed to be in such a good mood until now! so, without thinking, the young scientist took a random sticker and quickly put it on gordon's left cheek, hoping for it to work as a distraction to cool down gordon.
this of course, surprised gordon as he went completely silent and stumbled back a bit, not expecting such an interaction. y/n looked at him with a sheepish, yet cute smile, letting out a laugh to releave the awkward situation they just got themselves into. lol what a silly clown. for a while, the two just stared at eachother, not sure what to say or do, until y/n finally let go of gordon's face and laughed yet again, this time with much more confidence. y/n just noticed that the sticker they just put gordon's face was the same one they already had on their face, what a coincidence! "cool, now we're matching!"
gordon was totally speechless, unsure what to say or do. he was left confused after the whole sticker thing but he was very certain about two things he just realized; y/n's laugh was the most beautiful thing in the world and he really wanted to hear it again. for now, he just continued to fondly stare at the the smilling, sticker-covered scientist in front of him.
unfortunately, the fuzzy, yet pleasant silence was soon broken by bubby punching a microwave he found in the room and then throwing it on the ground, causing a small explosion-
- omigosh lolly thinks youre SOOOO cute. everytime she looks at you her mind goes omg that's the love of my life :)!!! you cannot really tell from her cocky expression and body language, but she melts everytime she just thinks about you!
- absolutely adores it when you act shy because of her!! seeing you all flustered, blushing and hiding your face behind your hands,,, all because of her?? she's literally screaming in joy on the inside
- ohhh but dont get me started on all the teasing you have to go through </3 lollipop isnt afraid to do anything JUST to see that little blush on your face!!!! loves loves loves flirting with you, like, literally anytime and anywhere. she loves your reactions so much!!! expect spontaneous compliments and lots of PDA. sometimes when she's feeling really mischievous she might even whisper in your ear just to startle you. it always puts a big smile on her face. and although she loves teasing you, it's not like she's making fun of your shyness! no no, in fact she finds it endearing and very cute :D
- she doesnt mind being the one more "dominant" in your relationship and loves helping you out whenever youre overwhelmed! she will gladly run errands for you or help you out whenever youre stressed or scared of some public interaction. you better be ready to reward her afterwards though ;D
- shyness can be sometimes restricting, but lollipop knows youre still very capable and never babies you. she doesnt mind helping you out, but more often than that she encourages you to step out of your comfort zone and overall gives you lots of words of affirmations. whenever you accomplish something that you've been scared of before, she cheers for you and gives you a big smooch lol. shes like WOW youre the coolest person ever😏😏
- OK LISTEN SHES TOUCHY. but only towards her s/o,,,, she loves holding hands with you and giving you kisses out of nowhere lol bonus point if youre flustered from her touch, that just keeps her wanting more
- lollipop's love towards you is mostly shown through her actions and she's ready to do literally anything for you!!!!
- she is ready to insult anyone who dares say something bad about you!!!! she might be giggling and goofing around with you but the moment she notices someone giving you trouble she can turn cold within a second just to bomb the threat with brutally honest insults. when shes done she's like "lets go s/o lets leave this filthy being here and go do something fun" while walking away and holding your hand and not even sparing the person a glance. shes got u bro👍
- sometimes her teasing and flirting might be,,, a lot. (she loves seeing u suffer /j) BUT she never makes you out right uncomfortable!! she's very observant and knows what things can be too much for you. so dont worry!!! she never crosses the line :]
- conclusion - lollipop is an awesome and witty gf who teases you often and will flirt with you even if you've been together for years lol :D she loves u so much!!!!
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LOLLIPOP, LAYING IN BED WITH YOU: wow has anyone ever told you how hot you are
- black hole isn't very... expressive, physically or vocally, so it's hard to read his emotions sometimes
- he doesn't consider himself to be an affectionate person, and he doesn't think much about romance either.. but there's something about you that just.. brought him to you. you are nice and fun to be with! and you are always so kind to him! how could he not like you?
- actually scratch that- he doesn't like you, he loves you! but like i said, it's hard to tell what he's feeling or thinking. black hole is convinced he loves you though, he never doubts or questions his feelings for you :)
- let me elaborate on that- he doesn't tell himself that these feelings he has for you are only platonic. he quickly comes to terms with the fact that he likes you! so, he doesn't waste time and immediately tries to charm you hehe
- needless to say, he's hopeless lol. he's too nervous to outright tell you that he loves you so instead he tries his version of... "flirting" (?)
- my man really thought telling you "hey i think you're cool :)" would be a good confession lmao. of course, his intentions totally flew over your head and you replied with just a "thank you! you too :D"
- ...okay maybe THAT didn't work.. but whatever, he isn't giving up that easily!! he has to show you he likes you!! so, he carefully thinks of the options he has..
- he can't express his affection for you by touch, flirting doesn't work, and it's not like he can send you a love letter either! so what should he do??
- well how about i tell you this dude makes POEMS. that's right!! black hole loves poetry!! making poems helps him express what he's feeling :) and so he decides to make you a poem so he can finally confess his love for you!
- one day he asks to talk to you privately, so you both go to one of the hangout spots you and black hole often share when spending time together! he chooses to confess during the golden hour, when the air is still warm and everything around you two is quiet. black hole asks if he can tell you a big secret, you of course say yes
- and so black hole begins reciting the poem he composed just for you :) his voice is monotone but full of feeling, his verses rhyme nicely with a pleasant rhythm. he doesn't stutter or pause, but doesn't rush either. he truly does his best to recite perfectly to impress you
- though he might seem confident in his reciting, deep down he's nervously awaiting your reaction. what if you don't accept his feelings? what if you don't even understand that he's confessing to you? maybe the poem should have been more straightforward.. black hole is currently exposing his entire heart to you, he has never been this vulnerable to anybody, so what if he's just making a fool out of himself?!
- as he nears the end of his poem, black hole's voice starts to shake. his confidence is fading away and anxiety that he never felt before starts to build up. he doesn't want to look at you in fear of seeing your reaction. will you be confused, disappointed? mad? he doesn't want to know. because of this, he doesn't even get to finish his poem and instead awkwardly ends on the second to last verse. then he's silent.
- you and him are both are silent.
- oh, he messed up, didn't he?! but he was so sure it was going to work out! you probably think he's an idiot now! this is the worst day of black hole's life!
- you, however, smile at him.
"did you make that poem yourself?" you ask, keeping your voice quiet and gentle. you were very aware that he didn't finish the poem, but you weren't going to pressure black hole into continuing as you were already in awe from what you heard. your heart danced with delight from knowing that you were the first and most likely only listener of this beautiful piece of art. you knew that it wasn't just a poem, it was a poem made just for you. "i love it. i've never heard anything more beautiful."
black hole looked over at you as he heard you words. were you serious? did you actually like the poem? "really?" black hole asks nervously, his voice quiet, and you nod, still smiling up at him.
black hole felt his confidence return to him again, but he knew that just because you enjoyed the poem doesn't mean that you understood the meaning behind it. that's okay, though! he can just make another poem and make it more straightforward to make sure you understand next ti- "you know, you could have just said you like me! i feel a bit bad that you had to go through the trouble of composing a whole love poem just for me." you giggled playfully as the athmosphere brightened up with your joyful laughter. "i've liked you for a long time, black hole. i wanted to tell you, but looks like you beat me to it!" and you laughed again.
oh, how black hole loves your laughter. he knows that if he could, he would be smiiing with you right now. the warmth he felt from your happiness and your kind words made his mind feel fuzzy. but he loved the feeling. in fact, he loved it so much that for a second he childishly wished that he will never feel anything else ever again. "i was hoping that you like me back." he spoke, his usual monotone voice laced with joy that's unusual for him, but so typical for you. "you have no idea how happy i am right now."
he loves you. oh, how much he loves you!!
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TREE: why does y/n call you babygirl
BLACK HOLE: how about we stop talking for a little while
