kessiraye.

i stop liking ppl becuse i realize i am too ugly for love 

snapchat b like r u sure you wanna delete your snapsterpiece??? like chill its a picture of my chode

if you're wearing a bra while quarantined................. why

#this post sponsored by the tiny titty committee because no one with a d cup would have written this

Bed bath and BEGONE! *banishes you*

im the bitches

Hey do y'all fucks remember two years ago when just before the election all these “don’t vote both parties are bad” or “vote independent!” Posts were going around and then Trump won and now two weeks before midterms there’s all these “don’t bother voting, revolution is the only way!” And “your vote isn’t gonna matter and is an ineffective way to protest” posts are going around? Yeah knock that shit right the fuck off, don’t fall for it and get your ass to the polls, we are not doing this again.

why are men so loud, who are they talking to

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

this is peak fucking comedy

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade