Girl Help

Maybe masking again feels overwhelming? Here’s where you can start: 1) Wear a mask to medical appointments + in the waiting room 2) Wear a mask at the supermarket/corner shop 3) Wear a mask on public transport Your local mask bloc (maskbloc.org) is a great resource! Both for solidarity/social connection AND for free masks if you can’t afford them. We look after each other. This includes looking after disabled people who are unable to wear masks, and thus are at even more risk than the rest of us. <3

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

this fourth of july I am coming out as a hater about fireworks. no more fireworks. fireworks are neither necessary nor good. they kill and harm birds and wildlife, they pollute the air, they are loud and unpleasant, they terrify my dog, and they trigger people's PTSD. I hate fireworks. can we please not do fireworks anymore

Knead and roll him like the dough he CRAVES IT

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce