Kurrburr

All of these??? Make me smile??? They’re so weird and wonderful I love them??? Especially bitch the pot because that’s something I could totally hear myself saying…that and chuckaboo

I worked in a Victorian tea house in my youth and I’m telling you, you haven’t lived till you hear a the 98 year old lady (this was some 15 years ago) utter the words “bitch the pot” because it was what they used to say when the tea house first opened and it just sort of stuck through all the generations.

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far

if wisdom teeth are so Wise then how come theyre up in the gums where no one needs em huh. seems like pretty “Shit Idiot” teeth if you ask my humble opinion

All she’s gotta do is rob w/makeup on, then live without makeup. Policemen everywhere will be SO CONFUSED!

“GET FUCKED”

Just kinda wanna be braless and eat fruit in peace tbh

So did Eve and look where that got her

I don’t know about you, but there are days when I could go for being braless, eating fruit and bringing about the downfall of man. 

Reblog if all you want to do is be braless and eat fruit and bring about the downfall of man.