♥ rumour has it;

Ahahahahahahahaha. Oh, gosh. All I can say is, I think a lot of people want to know if those are real or not. I can name at least one name who is probably gonna be kept up wondering whether it was or not. But I'm not saying who, 'cause I'm nice.

Well, about whether they're real or not-- hahaha. I might have some insider information about that, but all I can say is:

Se~cret~☆

Maybe you can get him to take his top off so whoever's curious can check for themselves.

I heard that she has so much money she doesn't even need to use her ice powers to make a castle or whatever, she can just buy one.

Beat that.

Eh---?

I don't even know his name, and it's not like I can comment on who, uhm, I mean what he loves, or whatever....

But I guess middle school is a little young to be getting married.... Not that I can talk.....

Anyway, I heard he was married to like a card game. Can anyone tell me more? I'm kind of disturbed, but I'm curious to know.

Eeh, more friends is always good, isn't it~? Hahaha. No, I know what you mean...~

I thought it was cute!! Love blossoms even in the winter, I guess? But no-one seems ready to clearly admit their feelings, and you know how sad that is. Everyone, please go forward from now on with brave hearts.

If you don't dare, you'll never know what could have been!!

I-- wh-- wait--

Wait, when you say that, do you mean wearing those boots over and over without changing up his footwear? If so shame on you, people can't always have a big wardrobe and he has to take them off for indoor shoes, anyway.

If you mean that he's wearing those and nothing else, well, then-- I'm sure I couldn't reach him for comment, but on his behalf I'd like to say you're welcome.

Hopefully he doesn't catch a cold or something, though!

Whatever you say, President.

It's nothing to be ashamed of, you know? For our... hypothetical bedwetter. They make products and things, you know?

Either way, I don't know anything about this, but don't worry. I'm sure you're not alone. Anyway, I bet stressing about it can make it worse, so true or not, don't mind, don't mind~!

That kind of explains a lot. 

Maybe his weird hair and lack of expressions is giving him a complex.

.....Wow. WOW.

Well, I know what's going to be haunting my nightmares tonight!! Thanks.

...I wonder how she moves around to see where she's going. Mysterious hellpower? Whatever makes her turn up behind you exactly when someone's broken a rule?

This is so scary to contemplate, uwah...

....?!

Aah, that's really cool, you know...? But so dangerous! If he fell, he'd probably break his neck, you know? It's not worth it, even if you're late to class, or whatever.

Anyway, there's definitely something about that guy. He's not in Ume, right? But I heard the Ume Dorm Head was asking him something and it sounded kind of suspicious. To be fair, you can never see her eyes, so she's also kind of suspicious.

Has anyone got some more information for me?

Eeh-- that's that Hidenori guy, right? 

Well, so that's what he's locked up in his room all the time doing. I've gotta be honest, I thought it was something way more unsavory....

Anyway, congratulations to the student council secretary in that case. Even so, do your work too, you know? Your work!

They make products for that, you know...? Don't live in silence and shame, people. 

Even so, this really isn't something I know too much about.... Geez, now we have something else to contemplate when he's patrolling the halls. Maybe his face is so stern because of digestion-related angst. In that case, I couldn't blame him.

That must be kind of a pain to shower in. Or, like, to poop or something.

I thought he didn't have a power...? Not that I've been sneaking peeks at anyone's school files in my spare time, you understand, because that would be wrong.

Do you think his XXX counts as a power-- anyway, diversify! Too many rumours about the same person isn't good!!

Oh...! A confession...!!

......A creepy confession.

...Hello, police..?

I wonder if that counts as a duel. Even so, Idate-san is a staff member, is that even allowed...?

.....I wonder who won.

Even so, please don't put poison ivy in his bed or his clothes or something in order to get him to smile.... I'm sure that wouldn't work.

I mean, I'm not saying I tried it, but I'm also not saying I didn't try it, if you catch my meaning....

Anyway, he should start a beautification or gardening club!

"A secret or two"... probably many, you know? Maybe he's a secret agent in disguise.

Someone who wears a parka that covers his face so much is probably hiding something, you think, huh? Well, I suppose a person doesn't do that without a reason.

Even so, so many of these messages in here are about him! Diversify, diversify!

--You know, I would have said "definitely not", but.... look at this mess right now, seriously.....

That's the new area that's being opened this week, isn't that right...~? I heard it's being opened tomorrow, and it's going to be used for dance preparation. Now I'm wondering, too....~