Miss Kerouacette

Being an ugly woman is genuinely so cool and cute. It's so chic to not look the way people wish you did

Never hope for a man's approval or support

Things won't go like you think

Shitting and vomiting are the points of ultimate humbleness. I have to be no one but me. Unlike blowjobs and pretending 2 smile.

Madonna's Danceteria is very sad and nostalgic. Like... that place is never going to exist again. Those people don't exist in the same way. basquiat is dead... Madonna isn't giving out tapes to horny DJs and blowjobs in club bathrooms she's filming Grindr ads and being driven around in limos and most likely having her every move planned and discussed by a group of PR people. She's probably having even one Snickers bar she eats written down on some long meal plan. She's living in houses so big she probably barely knows her way around. She's maybe in Italy with Limoncello Spritzes too much anyway to know the shape of her mansion... And she probably thinks back to those days of poppers and real sleazy sex, not the fake Hollywood kind, not the dead eyed Met Gala...

They should make a love island for "conventionally unattractive people" where all the girls read Camille Paglia and wear Bumpits in their hair and all the guys quote from American Pastoral and have stubble moustaches

Miss Kerouacette is a TINDER SWINDLER, conning MALES out of HUNDREDS OF POUNDS at NOBU RESTAURANT

Lost in the sauce and trapped in the taint