this is literally how teenagers talk irl

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

yeah you’re cute but will you lay in bed all day with me watching documentaries and conspiracy theories

my stress stresses me out to the point where im too stressed to deal with my stress

animals sit in the woods and scream “I WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!” and thats just the culture

I think about this everyday

MEEEEAHHHHH

i thought the bermuda triangle was gonna be a huge problem when i was younger

This might come as a shock to some of you but saying “I’m not informed enough on this particular topic to have an opinion” is about 100 times more respectable than being misinformed

I know in school they often teach us that ‘I don’t know’ is the worst possible answer and that you are better off making your best guess than admitting ignorance, but that’s because the educational system is a dumpster fire, and this is a habit that it pays to un-learn.

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

LOL

This is for all my brown girls that got their first heartbreak from their father. I hope roses grow from your heart again 🌹

Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems

hackers: ok lets see what he’s doing through his webcam hackers: …….what the fuck, he’s just crying

I hate when people waste my time. I waste enough of my time by my own damn self. I don’t need anyone adding to it.