My Tf Trash Blog

are u insane like me, been in pain like me, can transform into a shuttle or a train like me

every low ranking decepticon grunt is like "i will die for the cause. All hail Megatron!" and every higher ranking decepticon is like "hmmm which decepticon should i feed into The Giant Gun to Kill The World Gun that runs on decepticon blood to work".

every low ranking autobot grunt is like "fuckkk i gotta kill myself for the cause. Til All Are One." and every higher ranking autobot is like "fuckkk i gotta kill myself for the cause. Til All Are One."

every time i think of orson welles voicing unicron i think i must be confusing two people with similar names like i often do. but no the guy who directed Citizen Kane was in The Transformers: The Movie (1986) and he was basically like if galactus was a robot and then he died in real life

I love the transformers fandom because someone will post something like 'omg i love spingtron he's everything to me!' and you'll go to the tfwiki to find that spingtron was a character who was in 2 panels of a single marvel comic that was only sold in Scotland on rainy days in December 1989

As Christmas approaches, I feel like it’s important to remember what this season is really about: drugging your enemies and imprisoning them in a virtual world in which they’re humans so you can reprogram them to fight by your side as you take over the world for the Decepticon cause.