and when we go don't blame us

Inflation has made me not understand prices anymore in the sense that I no longer understand what an appropriate price for any food is. Is a $5 bag of chips a good deal? Because that sounds fucking insane to 2018 me. And yet, that is how much they cost.

Friendly unfriendly reminder that "Ovulation is like an animal being in heat and makes you stupid" has been a keystone of western misogyny pretty much since Europe worked out what periods are.

connor storrie is the brightest pupil at the lee pace school of women needing gay guy dick

the thing that gerard way really understands about life is that it’s all about crawling around & screaming & sweating & puking & rolling around in the dirt & moaning & bleeding & getting off on it in front of thousands of people

paul atreides get your country ass over here my momma says you been in the desert riding a worm as big as a damn bus

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

my mom has been laughing her ass off for the last five minutes because of something i did on outlook

i got photoshop certified last year as part of one of my classes and put the badge for it in my signature which was kind of big but i didn’t think anything of it and i didn’t realize i could scale down the size. so for the last year i’ve been sending professional style messages with an absolutely massive PHOTOSHOP PROFESSIONAL Badge that takes up about 70% of the screen at the end of every email