lexi

RIP Jonathan Joss 

sit under mommy’s desk so she can pet your hair while she works

If I had a Mommy, I'd lay down on the couch with my head in her lap and pull my blankey up to my chin. I'd say, "my head hurts, Mommy." She'd turn off the TV and open the book she's been reading to me. Her voice would sooth me as she rubs my head. I might fall asleep...but I'm not sure because my head hurts too bad to think I could ever sleep again. But I probably will. Because if I had a Mommy, she would have Mommy magic to make my headache go away.

If you're not talking to her during her spanks, you're not doing it right.

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

Every time I rewatch Parks, and this episode comes on, I get excited solely for this scene. The way Ben gets the phone and dials Tom… I lose it every single time.

That’s “little” logic at its finest.

“How to spot a Little”

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