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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

I’m desperate

THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.

thank you everyone for loving my beautiful baby girl I told her she was famous on the internet and she just stared at me as her single brain cell bounced around her peanut brain

THIS IS SO OVER THE TOP HELLO??? WHO ARE YOU???

supremely impressed by the fact that the pumpkins are actually lipsynced to the music

This is a good example of what my brain looks like inside.

IT GOES ON FOR TWO MINUTES??????

Screaming and crying and tearing out my hair because I will never go this hard

@sobbing-space-trash this fucks!!!

We must protect Brendan Fraser at all costs

Cosmic alignment…

Fuck all of the good luck posts out there. Reblog this to immaculate your vibes

FEARLESS IS OUT AND IM NOT HOME TO LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING STRAIGHT AND CRY IN THE BATHROOM THIS IS THE WORST

i’m the main character in every grocery store i go to

where’s the link op

Y’ALL

THANK YOU !! I PASSED OUT FROM ANGER AND FORGOT TO LINK

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

And this is why I love Tumblr

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

I only see this on pinterest omg….

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

love me some iced tea. 

most amusing thing i’ve read all week

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?