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*clicks page 2 of google search results* the deep web

I love how irrelevant tumblr is. like no celebrities on here, no colleagues or family on here, no one’s famous off tumblr or making money, tbh no ones even updating the site like is there even any staff? who knows? it’s bliss

this is how we know B.Snow is Straight and Kendrick is Not Straight

get you a man who can do both? ..show me a man who can do one (1) thing correctly…

Both of them dance like you @distingshit

got my gym leader title revoked in disgrace because i got drunk and tweeted “rock and ground is the same thing”

I'm going into the forest to decompose, y'all want anything?

I hate it when people are like “oh you’re so nice/you have no temper!” just because I stay chill around them. Bitch I have a doberman pinscher of a temper snarling deep in my chest at all times, I just know how to keep ahold of the damn leash

why is everything so much