my heart does a little "!!!" when it sees you btw

It was a Tuesday me and my wife started dating, a Tuesday really can change you.

Your 30s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

Your 40s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

#as long as you're alive it's literally never too late

yes baby we are those two lego pieces that are stuck together. Can we fuck now

xxx

that super hot femme with weird interests can change your life btw

daily reminder: fuck ice. fuck ice agents. fuck trump. and fuck you if you support them.

“You’re a nerd” I say as I look at you with heart eyes while you info dump to me

I really don’t know what crowd I expected to be in the theatre for carol at 1:20 in the afternoon on a friday but it was probably 85% old people, old het couples and halfway through the movie this old lady in front of me turned to the old dude next to her and just said “harold they’re lesbians”

Honoring 10 years of “harold they’re lesbians.” Many happy returns to all who celebrate.