Oh, Swing Me Way Down South

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

we mustn’t also forget “ball don’t lie.” fuck it, we live, for it is the truth

I have had it with this likescolding. “Tumblr doesn’t have an algorithm so likes don’t actually do anything” motherfucker I am not clicking that heart to give some post better ~algorithmic visibility~ I am clicking that heart to help my internet friend microdose on serotonin as god fucking intended

Look I like Knives Out too but it’s so funny how obvious the only other detective mystery many of you have seen is Sherlock. “Knives Out makes the brooding detective into a silly little guy” like my beloved fellow tumblr users there are so many silly little pal detective shows. Psych, Monk, Pushing Daisies, Jeeves & Wooster, Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries, COLUMBO!! It’s a silly guy genre!!!!

You all just like the murder mystery and/or detective genre!!!!!!!!!!! Lean in!!!!!!

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

this is literally all society needs to be

throwing shit during the game was already bad, but throwing shit at the leafs AFTER the game? lmao what the fuck