As an asexual person, one of the highlights is watching everyone (usually the multitude of straight people I know) simp over older characters. Looking at someone like, "oh, he's so hot" and making some comment about dilfs or them being "daddy."
Whereas I'm over here calling them "father" because I just want them to adopt me. Most of the time, they end up being great dads, what am I, one whose father usually wasn't super great, supposed to do?




















