waddup

Hunter association: We have an army.

Gon: … What?

Brain: Or you can eat 58 chocolate boxes.

Killua: I am the cat god, god of the cats.

Gon: Bastet quivers before him!

Killua: Fuck off!

Killua: *kicks the door and accidentally hurts Kalluto*

Killua: WHATS UP FUCKERS

Milluki: Why do you have my phone

Killua: I came over here to tell you.

Alluka: So he's waiting over there for you?

Mito: *hugging him* It’s okay, Gon, let it go… *starts crying too*

Leorio: Come on, kiddo *pats his head* what’s wrong? Don’t worry, I’m here, wanna talk about it?

Kurapika: Hey, what happen? *sitting next to him* Did someone make you cry? Who is it? I’ll go talk to them if you want me to

Killua: GON *kicks a table* WHERE THE FUCK THEY ARE? *punches a wall* I’LL KILL THEM NO MATTER WHO THE HELL THEY ARE *turns his nen on*

Killua: Uh... 69 cents.

Hisoka: *across the room* Huh~ You know what that means~

Illumi: You’re right.

Hisoka: … Wa–

Illumi: I got this.

Illumi: *using his hands as a megaphone* YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.

Gon: *shove his way through the crowd and makes a jajanken on his face* say that shit oNE MORE TIME-

Killua: *takes him away from there*

Zoldyck family:

Illumi: *bleeding out in the floor*

we love them anyway