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Architecture of Prague is truly mesmerizing

But still interested in feeding yourself? What if I told you that there’s a woman with a blog who had to feed both herself and her young son…on 10 British pounds ($15/14 Euro) per week?

Let me tell you a thing.

This woman saved my life last year. Actually saved my life. I had a piggy bank full of change and that’s it. Many people in my fandom might remember that dark time as when I had to hock my writing skills in exchange for donations. I cried a lot then. 

This is real talk, people: I marked down exactly what I needed to buy, totaled it, counted out that exact change, and then went to three different stores to buy what I needed so I didn’t have to dump a load of change on just one person. I was already embarrassed, but to feel people staring? Utter shame suffused me. The reasons behind that are another post all together. 

AgirlcalledJack.com is run by a British woman who was on benefits for years. Things got desperate. She had to find a way to feed herself and her son using just the basics that could be found at the supermarket. But the recipes she came up with are amazing. 

You have to consider the differing costs of things between countries, but if you just have three ingredients in your cupboard, this woman will tell you what to do with it. Check what you already have. Chances are you have the basics of a filling meal already. 

Here’s her list of kitchen basics. 

Bake your own bread. It’s easier than you think. Here’s a list of many recipes, each using some variation of just plain flour, yeast, some oil, maybe water or lemon juice. And kneading bread is therapeutic. 

Make your own pasta–gluten free. 

She gets it. She really does. This is the article that started it all. It’s called “Hunger Hurts”.

She has vegan recipes.

A carrot, a can of kidney beans, and some cumin will get you a really filling soup…or throw in some flour for binding and you’ve got yourself a burger. 

Don’t have an oven or the stove isn’t available? She covers that in her Microwave Cooking section. 

She has a book, but many recipes can be found on her blog for free. She prices her recipes down to the cent, and every year she participates in a project called “Living Below the Line” where she has to live on 1 BP per day of food for five days. 

Things improved for me a little, but her website is my go to. I learned how to bake bread (using my crockpot, but that was my own twist), and I have a little cart full of things that saved me back then, just in case I need them again. She gives you the tools to feed yourself, for very little money, and that’s a fabulous feeling. 

Tip: Whenever you have a little extra money, buy a 10 dollar/pound/euro giftcard from your discount grocer. Stash it. That’s your super emergency money. Make sure they don’t charge by the month for lack of use, though.

I don’t care if it sounds like an advertisement–you won’t be buying anything from the site. What I DO care about is your mental, emotional, and physical health–and dammit, food’s right in the center of that. 

Here’s an up to date link

Jack’s site is now a wordpress, which can be found here:

Historie se opakuje a nyní musím začínat od nuly zase tady. Tímto příspěvkem se snažím hlavně dostat ke všem lidem, co o mojí existenci vědí díky tumbléru. Nevypařila jsem se dobrovolně, ale bohužel přišla o účet. Takže tento první příspěvek využiji jako představení a možná i jako reset, jak nově vést tento účet, protože jsem nabyla za tu dobu zkušenosti, jak to tu vlastně funguje.

Takže ještě jednou ahoj, já jsem Naty! Vystupuji na internetu hlavně pod přezdívkou Pidižvík, ale ještě do nedávna jsem používala uživatelské jméno NatyTheFanatic. Jsem člověk, co stojí za Petriáš klíčenkami s tímto specifickým designem Uriáše a Petronela. Také je možné, že jste zahlédli Tenna klíčenky a samolepky, které jsou též mým výplodem.

Ovšem do fandomů zabřednu jenom zřídkakdy, mojí hlavní náplní je originální tvorba. Můj nejmilovanější příběh Speciální Odchytová Služba je projekt, který sdílím nejčastěji. Hned po mém oblíbeném blorbovi Havlovi <3 (nezaměňovat s prezidentem)

Budu tady hlavně psát česky, protože miluji čumblr a hlavně kvůli němu zde vůbec mám účet. Nehledě na to, že moje vlastní příběhy se odehrávají převážně v Česku.

Brzy začnu s postupným přidáváním příspěvků, ale zatím zdravím všechny, co sem na můj bloček zavítají <3 🇬🇧 Hello everyone, I lost my account! History repeats itself and now I have to start from zero here as well. With this post, I'm trying to primarily reach all the people that know of my existence thanks to tumblr. I didn't willingly disappear, but sadly I lost my account. I will use this first post as an introduction and also a bit of a reset of how I want to run this acc since I gathered some experience of how things work around here. One again hi, Im Naty! On the internet I go by nick Pidižvík, but I was still pretty recently using the username NatyTheFanatic. I'm that person who made Petriáš keychains with this specific design of Uriáš and Petronel. You might have also come across my Tenna keychains and stickers that are also my creation. I dont actually participate in fandoms much. My main focus is my own original work. My most beloved story, Special Capture Service, is a project that I share stuff about the most. Right after my favorite blurbo Havel <3 I will be writing mostly in czech since I love čumblr and it's the main reason I even have an account here in the first place. Not to mention that my stories mostly take place in Czech republic.

My new original UTAU song premieres today!

It is a very special project and i spent a lot of time creating the video. Features my train conductor OCs in a 1960s Czechoslovak setting!

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