i have a shitpost, hold on

Im the guy who's getting all those pauses pregnant

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

Ariana is japanese again

No one even gaf

We don't have time for this

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[ID: A bat, perfectly visible, sitting in the palm of someone’s hand. End ID]

Don’t lie.

this is truly on god the first would you rather that i've ever had to devote significant thought to. neither of these answers feel good

thank you guys for playing blogs with me

If they hate then let them hate and watch the money pile up

worrying is like worshipping the problem

and brother i’m on my knees

a dead horse hates to see me coming