have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

inshallah jk rowling loses her fortune and all her hateful deeds are returned to her x10

we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it

getting fixated on something is funny because the first like week i have an insatiable need to tell everyone i know about it and spread the good word but by weeks 2 and 3 it becomes so intense and personal that even hearing it mentioned in public makes me sweat as if a dark secret was alluded to

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

what if instead of paying companies to delete our info off of databases periodically we like. idk. passed a law that said companies couldnt do that anymore. and set up some kind of task force to disband all the companies that do that. thatd be cool

I think we need to be louder and more annoying about how creepy and weird it is for politicians to care so much about what genitals people have. I want to see attack ads with some old bozo's face stamped over with big bold text that says THIS MAN WANTS TO SEE YOUR GENITALS.

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

the past isn’t behind you it coils inside your body that’s why some years you feel closer and more nostalgic for certain ages than others just fyi