Your viscera welcome me in

All the people want is vampires and a direct deposit of $5000

bookshops, coffeeshops and libraries are calming for the mind

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

more girls need horns. demon horns, satyr horns, lil antlers, whatever. this post is self-explanatory