A Rare Oddity

😂😂😂😂

if you relate to having an idea for a story for 4 to 8 years with almost zero progress towards actually writing it down, clap your hands

This post kicked down my door, came into my house and publicly shamed me in front of God, my mother, and my cat.

All day everyday for the last 15 years 😭😭

@comradekyloren

“Heracles, they’re lesbians”.

Note that the concept of “virginity” in Ancient times merely meant “unmarried”, and had nothing to do with sexual activity. Some priestesses were “virgins” because they chose (or were committed to) a life of worship, but it was merely a question of social status, not of personal choice or practice. Of course, one can suppose that this lifestyle would be rather attractive for lesbians. So when Artemis is said to be the Goddess of Virgins, it is meant to be understood as “Goddess of Unmarried Women”, or, quite possibly literally, of lesbians.  (It’s only Christianity that reframed the concept of virginity to mean “never had sex”. Many ancient religions has “Virgin goddesses”, which symbolized feminine power, and in this case too it meant “untied to a man”, or “whole for herself”)

Art by Iguana Mouth

Star boi is so majestic love him

HOW CAN SOMETHING BE THIS CUTE

What a unique dog

I HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE

Pretty sure this has the most notes of any of my posts

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I’m in a ball on my bed with tears streaming down my face

I’m at work and I had to take breaks while reading this so as to not shake the walls with cackling

if any of you are bored you could try taking this color oracle assessment. it’s interesting

this shit dragged my ass within the first two lines of text, I’m done!

me as well

How did it know I have been maticulously watching my finances?  How did it know that I hate my roommate and am in a stressful situation because she is the dirtiest person I’ve ever met?  How did it know that I’m a year into a long distance relationship/ have constant feelings of loneliness??  

this fucking read me like a book god help me

I did not sign up to be attacked like this. fuck you.

:/

i feel attacked

This is brilliant.

I see no difference