welcome, please remove your shoes.

francis i of france leaving his two 7 and 8 year old sons behind as hostages for four years in complete isolation and darkness to the point that they both forgot how to speak so that he could carry on his decade long psychosexual feud with the holy roman emperor isn't even that crazy that's just average father behaviour

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

i love disabling notifications i love turning off autocorrect i love turning off autocaps i love appearing offline i love not syncing contacts i love not signing up with my phone number

People who used tumblr for 8 months in 2014 are like “haha people still on tumblr. Still reblogging gifs of effy stonem” No I am participating in the premiere literary salon of strange women. We are inventing the culture

When I die yes you're allowed to take pics with my grave BUT only if you're goth!!! No normies!

this is a safe space for beautiful brown eyed insane women

remember when you were like. 12. and you saw high schoolers and you were like. wow thosr are just full ass adults. and now you're like 25 and you see high schoolers and youre like wow. youre literally a baby