jolting awake @ 3AM mood

god im not even a simpsons fan, only saw the movie a single time because it happened to be on in the same room I was in, and this also has happened to me anyway

I haven’t even SEEN the movie and this happened to me anyway

i knew that scene before i had a firm grasp on what spider-man was, so even now when i hear the theme music, my brain auto-fills in with “spider-pig, spider-pig, does whatever a spider-pig does”

who am i without my daydreams and a pile of mental illnesses

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

There is something about sunlight that makes life seem just a little less horrible

it’s the vitamin d bitch

If you think about it in the shower, you’re not over it

Damn this real

this girl at work was like “would you date a guy shorter than you?” and i said “nah fam.” and this other guy was like “don’t you think that’s kinda shallow?” and i looked him dead in the eye and said “i’m a lesbian, carl.”

I think one of the worst things about being a girl who likes girls is that men always assume you share their male gaze. When I see a pretty girl I’m imagining what it’d be like to hold her hand and kiss her, not hoping a gust of wind blows her skirt up. I don’t plan my outings based on which place has the hottest girls. I don’t find it appropriate to make lewd comments about women. Just because I like girls doesn’t mean I like to disrespect them or prey on them the way you do.

Yes! Even straight women assume that tbh. Just because lesbians are attracted to women, people assume we jump to sexual and degrading fantasies when see women we find attractive. Most of the time lesbians are just worried about whether or not the girl in question is gay and would be interested. I’d say pretty girls make us nervous more than anything, we just want them to notice us and think we’re pretty too.

gay people who dont live in the u.s. and cant see love, simon in theatres rn are braver than any u.s. marine

cute date idea: i come over to your place and we watch all your favorite movies that i’ve never seen before. we snuggle under your favorite blanket, time kinda stops for a while. i feel so surrounded by everything that is you. things are good.

a concept: its cold out but we’re warm in a blanket fort with soft blankets and cozy pillows and mugs of hot drinks  we’re watching netflix and every time the monster comes on screen i point 2 it and whisper “its u”  we’re happy 

today i was yelling at my sister outside and a fucking cherry blossom petal landed in my mouth which shut me up and my sister said, “The anime gods have silenced you”

kiss kiss shut the fuck up

my plan B for everything is to die before it happens