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jolting awake @ 3AM mood
me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck
my body: water
me: what?
my body, louder: Woter

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how has it been ten years since the Simpsons movie and I still can’t expunge “spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does” from my brain
Who thought it was funny enough to be in EVERY trailer, commercial, web and radio advertisement
Where do they live
What’s their greatest fear and most vulnerable physical spot
god im not even a simpsons fan, only saw the movie a single time because it happened to be on in the same room I was in, and this also has happened to me anyway
I haven’t even SEEN the movie and this happened to me anyway
i knew that scene before i had a firm grasp on what spider-man was, so even now when i hear the theme music, my brain auto-fills in with “spider-pig, spider-pig, does whatever a spider-pig does”
who am i without my daydreams and a pile of mental illnesses
peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.
2002 peter parker had no health insurance
There is something about sunlight that makes life seem just a little less horrible
it’s the vitamin d bitch

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If you think about it in the shower, you’re not over it
Damn this real
me when i thought i was straight: I will never cook for my h*sband. I will need one who knows how to because i intend to never learn how to fry an egg.
me now, gay: I cant wait to make my wife nutritious breakfast with a perfect cream latte to bed every day and a feasty dinner as well as a sweet but healthy desert. I must learn how to make a perfect loaf of herbal bread now, so i can serve my wife her favorite garlic bread.
this girl at work was like “would you date a guy shorter than you?” and i said “nah fam.” and this other guy was like “don’t you think that’s kinda shallow?” and i looked him dead in the eye and said “i’m a lesbian, carl.”
I think one of the worst things about being a girl who likes girls is that men always assume you share their male gaze. When I see a pretty girl I’m imagining what it’d be like to hold her hand and kiss her, not hoping a gust of wind blows her skirt up. I don’t plan my outings based on which place has the hottest girls. I don’t find it appropriate to make lewd comments about women. Just because I like girls doesn’t mean I like to disrespect them or prey on them the way you do.
Yes! Even straight women assume that tbh. Just because lesbians are attracted to women, people assume we jump to sexual and degrading fantasies when see women we find attractive. Most of the time lesbians are just worried about whether or not the girl in question is gay and would be interested. I’d say pretty girls make us nervous more than anything, we just want them to notice us and think we’re pretty too.
gay people who dont live in the u.s. and cant see love, simon in theatres rn are braver than any u.s. marine

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cute date idea: i come over to your place and we watch all your favorite movies that i’ve never seen before. we snuggle under your favorite blanket, time kinda stops for a while. i feel so surrounded by everything that is you. things are good.
a concept: its cold out but we’re warm in a blanket fort with soft blankets and cozy pillows and mugs of hot drinks we’re watching netflix and every time the monster comes on screen i point 2 it and whisper “its u” we’re happyÂ
today i was yelling at my sister outside and a fucking cherry blossom petal landed in my mouth which shut me up and my sister said, “The anime gods have silenced you”
kiss kiss shut the fuck up
“It’s better to have nobody than to have someone who is half there, or doesn’t want to be there.”
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Angelina Jolie
(via words-of-emotion)

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my plan B for everything is to die before it happens