something seems... off,,,

“shu and keebs? what are those?”

“is this some new-fangled slang that i don’t know? that’s bullshit! as the ultimate memelord, i have to be on top with the latest and greatest in pop-culture! it’s in my contract, y’know!”

“awwww you don’t like me? what did i do wrong?” 

“is it my scarf? i got it custom made so it’d have this really dopeass meme i found online! maybe it’s my pikachu? i made that myself! i burned my poor little fingies trying to iron it on!”

“hey guys its- uh, me. the ultimate memelord. i haven’t been around that much, but guess who’s back, babey!”

*the cardboard of K1B0′s silhouette gets kicked over to reveal...*

“that’s right! it’s me, your friendly neighborhood memelord? ‘what was that cardboard cut-out i had earlier?’ you might ask?”

“actually, i dunno. it was just around the apartment, ‘nd i though it’d be kinda fun if i burst out of that old thing. i mean, i’m the only ultimate memelord that’s ever existed so why would you think otherwise? i don’t know why i said that. context?”

“And then there’s Chunky!”

“he’s dead!”

“...”

“he’s dead! chunky’s! dead!”

“Consider this a formal statement of a hiatus. Because I’m taking 18 hours of classes and have an 8AM every day. I’m stressed, babey!”

“In all seriousness, this is for my own health. Maybe I’ll come back during Spring Break, when I go back home for the weekend, or if I accidentally post a meme to the wrong blog, buuuut there won’t any concrete promises.”

“...”

MA!Switcheroo — [4/12]