real nic cage

me too

i bet this guy’s power can be contained

so fucking tired of seeing this post on my dash it’s like the 14th time tonight. no little guy you’re going to hell where you fucking deserve to be

I had a dream that Joe Biden addressed the nation wearing a Miko robe like a Shinto priestess. He was also visibly 8 months pregnant. He didn't talk about that until the press asked him about it, to which he replied "I bear the child of a great spirit" as if that was like, something mildly inconvenient like getting stuck in traffic.

If dracula busted inside you he'd call it a screampie or some shit

He'd say im gonna edraculate

t boy. t girl. t shirt. t rex.

more

t pain.

T. Hanks

The pic is so fake! Sesame Street would NEVER show night air on the show. The characters in Sesame Street all close their windows and draw their blinds as soon as the daylight ends, just in case. To stop the night air from walking around inside the house OR WORSE

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

your resume looks great and you’d be a good fit for this job but we saw that you posted an edit of britney spears dancing really fast in circles set to like a bjork or arca song or something and we don’t want stuff like that here

hes so cool