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“It sounds fun, but I have an event the weekend before, and that would mean I have to go two weeks straight without having a weekend really free.”

“It sounds fun now, but if I say yes, then I’ll have to go, and what if I don’t want to at the time?“

“It sounds fun, but it’s on Saturday, and that’s the only day I can drink coffee without it either interfering with work or risking interfering with sleep on a worknight, and I really want to be able to enjoy my coffee-drinking in peace.”

“If I said yes, then all the time from now until then I’d be thinking ‘oh, got to go to that social event later’ and it would prevent me from really relaxing.”

“It’s pretty short, but what if it cuts my day into two pieces and neither piece is long enough for it to seem worth getting work done in it?”

“I only want to go because there will be attractive people there, and that seems like an unvirtuous reason to go to something.”

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