*Big Fat Fuck by Ween plays in the background*

Audibly groaning as everyone around him rose to their feet, local baseball fan Mark Girma told reporters Friday that he resented a fourth-inning home run for making him pause eating so he could clap. “Oh, for Christ’s sake, now?” said Girma, who had reportedly just squeezed his way down his row following a 25-minute concessions ordeal and was balancing a hot dog, a cup of fries, and a large beer on his lap when Kansas City Royals left fielder Isaac Collins launched a solo shot into the bleachers.

I don't know how you're not embarrassed doing this shit or acting like you're above it cause you're attracted to fat people so you being a creep makes magically more progressive then a man taking upskirt shots of women on the train like

like I don't know, if I was just minding my business out in public or just posting pictures/vids of myself on Instagram or face book I wouldn't feel flattered about some rando on the internet taking my pictures and writing up a 12 page essay about how I gotten to be size that I am and that I must be guzzling carts of heavy cream, I would think you're fucking weird and not post again or be a little more paranoid going outside

like there are people out there who post pictures of themselves and make the content you want and some even do it FOR FREE

It's my birthday this week! I'm turning 26, definitely in perfect shape for 26, right? It's normal people my age get a little out of breath walking to the shops. Definitely normal to eat enough that getting off the couch is a struggle.

If anyone would like to contribute to a birthday stuffing, I'd be more than grateful!