keiynan lonsdale, bisexual, non binary they/them/theirs― hey look, it’s keanu vestergaard! they’re 28 years old, they’ve lived in shrike heights for 2 years, and they’re currently working as an interior designer i heard they’re pretty pompous, but i think they’re so sociable at the same time. can they make it out alive? || mad, 26, they/them
There’s a new kid in town...
Name: Keanu Edmund Vestergaard Nicknames: Kee Age: 28 Birthday: June 13th, 1963 (Gemini) FC: Keiynan Lonsdale Gender: Non binary Pronouns: They/them/theirs Sexuality: Bisexual Height: 5′10 Build: Fit Vices: Cocaine, Cannabis, Cocktails Character Inspirations: Clay (Less than Zero), Steff McKee (Pretty in Pink), Jake Ryan (Sixteen Candles), Johnny Utah (Point Break), Jay Gatsby (The Great Gatsby)
Background
Keanu was born and raised in Miami, Florida. Their father, an architect by trade, helped open several mega malls across the south. Their mother, a successful business woman in her own right, owned and operated a high end salon that catered to the rich and famous drawn to the Magic City. With combined efforts they brought Keanu up in the lap of luxury. They’d want for nothing and the lifestyle suited them.
Much like their parents, Keanu had a natural eye for design and from an early age they watched their father work. Fascinated by the blueprints and models he’d spend hours mocking up it was no surprise they wound up at a prestigious design school out of high school.
It was in college where Keanu switched gears from architecture to interior design, advertising, and marketing. They realized they cared a whole lot more about the final product and what the consumer would see than the construction of things. Image is something that will always be important to Keanu.
Keanu had planned to live in Miami for the rest of their life. Their life was interwoven so heavily they couldn’t imagine breaking away from it... until the promise of a paycheck directly out of design school was dropped in Keanu’s lap. Had they only been offered the job to be on the interior design team because their dad was one of the head architects on the project? Maybe but nepotism always worked in their favor.
Personality
You love them or you hate them. They are as charming as they are cunning. They’re generous and gregarious but there’s is a way about them that comes off phony to some people. Even when they are being kind it’s hard to fully trust their intentions and if you listen closely it’s not hard to catch them telling a sea of little white lies.
They’re a partier. You’ll catch them buying rounds for the entire bar if egged on. They are always drumming up a good time around them. Back in Miami it wasn’t uncommon for their house parties to last days.
Extroverted doesn’t even begin to explain how dependant Keanu is on being social. Almost all of their energy they absorb off of other people. If they are feeling down they goes out. If they’re celebrating they goes out. Even if it’s eleven on a Monday Keanu is already itching for happy hour to roll around.
They’re a Casanova of sorts. Wining and dining are two of their favorite activities and they have a reputation of courting many people at a time and never committing to anything serious. Keanu doesn’t do labels like that. The term wasn’t around back then but they’d definitely claim they were “ethically non monogamous”.
Headcanons
They own a house in one of the nicer housing developments outside of the CBD that also popped up around the same time the mall did. They’re known for throwing house parties and anyone who hears about it is invited. Whether or not you actually catch Keanu outside of the room at one of their shindigs is another story (they really dug that about Gatsby).
What do they actually do for a living???? No one really knows. If you find them actually at work he’s mainly facilitating work other people are doing. They do a lot of pointing. They also does a lot of sketching and designing but that’s done back in their office deep in the belly of the mall away from the public.
Keanu had a spending problem. They keep a couple of crisp hundred dollar bills on them at any given time and it’s not uncommon for them to rack up a transaction when out with friends.
If you’re hanging out with Keanu they’re probably paying for everything especially here in Shrike Heights.
They’re the type of kid who’s parents would hire professional clowns and caterers for their birthday parties.
Their father may or may not have some enemies...
Huge fan of pineapple on pizza.













