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"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

“what if wolfwood didn’t die” ok, interesting concept, let's explore that— “and what if wolfwood agreed with everything vash said ❤️ and what if vash didn't kill legato ❤️ and what if razlo ceased to exist ❤️ and what if elendira wasn’t a bloodthirsty woman who wanted to see the end of the world what if she was just a little girl ❤️ and what if legato wasn’t a victim of brutal csa and what if vash wasn’t suicidal and what if knives killed his sisters for no reason and what if vash never attempted to kill rem and what if meryl was never terrified of vash and what if midvalley was a kindergarten teacher and what if nobody had to sacrifice anything or persevere through grief or guilt or fear or anger” and what if the world was made of pudding. i’m starting to think you people don’t actually like trigun

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars