kelby stark.

@kclbys !!

          Being updated on the latest town gossip, lips were parted & brows drew together– a mixture of confusion and bafflement. Finally, the other stopped speaking, and the teen was given an opportunity to properly react.  ❛  Man, time flies when you take two naps a day.  ❜

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❛ Have you seen my sister around at all ?? ━ y’know, taller, lighter-haired version of me ?? Looks older, too. ❜

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❛ Look, if you aren’t going to slap a ring on that bitch and call it a day, then you’re absolutely 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗗 in the way of finding some … cutesy couples costume that makes me want to barf. So, instead, you’re dressing up with me —- AND, none of that shit about Satan blessing the candy corn, either, Kelbs. He’s not that bad of a guy.  ❜

      “it’s small, but it’s home until i move back or get a roommate so i can move into a bigger place. i don’t mind, though, a couple candles can keep the place light and warm, then i’m not spending much on electricity. i’m not here much anyways. i spend plenty more time at the hospital.”

      “i’m just kidding,  i’ll pay. i don’t want to get you fired, i’m not THAT much of an asshole. are we even friends yet? i don’t know your favourite colour, and i don’t remember telling you mine.”

❝ ——————————- HOMOSEXUAL? ❞

❝     Look, Kelbs, if you were anyone else, I would punctuate this with something else, preferably something MEAN, but ——– is there a reason I wouldn’t be okay? Like, I can be RUDE sometimes, but what do you think I am? Reagan?    ❞

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❛ i don’t want to get involved in the drama, i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened ❜

❝     Please, Kelbs, the power of christ might compel you, but the power of the dick? Is a close second. I’ve been friends with you long enough. I can smell it radiating off you. You’re like a big gay candle!     ❞

     “can I get free popcorn? are we that close of friends yet? i do have cash too, y’know, if we aren’t.”

     “i’m not a doctor just yet, so i think we’re okay right now. it’ll be our little SECRET, alright?”