Pup Krypto's Stuff That Makes Me Horny

*sigh*

The French really don’t fuck around.

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is 

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns

Company: we’ll cut hours

company: mayhaps they would enjoy an extra five cents

company: around here we call them “independent contractors”

This seems bad?

Billionaire propaganda has to stop. #TaxTheRich

Lynda Carter as Diana Prince / Wonder Woman WONDER WOMAN (1975–1979)

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Over 140 officers were injured protecting the Capitol, including Sicknick, who was sprayed with a chemical substance outside the Capitol, collapsed eight hours later and died a day later of multiple strokes.

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

30 min later, not much progress. 

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

i’d rather be eating anything but this

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

THIS IS THE ONLY “STICK” I’D EVER SEEN BUTTER SOLD IN. I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE THROWING FUCKIN’ POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF BUTTER INTO THINGS HOLY JESUS THE WORLD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW FUCKIN CHRIST.