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Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.
Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.
Wild concept but that is how learning works, you grow your vocabulary through exposure to larger vocabularies. No wonder literacy rates are plummeting.
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First season of FMA:B is actually unreasonably funny because every episode at the 2 minute mark Ed goes “remember Al we can’t let anyone know our bodies are metal and we committed human transmutation. Because the military will probably execute us” and then every episode at the 14 minute mark Ed is screaming at the top of his lungs about how he and Al are made of metal and committed human transmutation. And also the President of the Military is there smiling and nodding and not giving a fuck because Ed is the military’s specialist little boy and he’s expressly permitted to commit murder in the streets and do arson and treason and tax evasion if he’s got enough hands for it and that’s completely fine because, as previously stated, he’s their specialist little sacrifice boy.
When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.
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...made an illustration of my new favorite star wars villain
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pov one of you is a future veterinarian
based on (x).
actually i do find it hilarious that Derek was all ‘i’m a real actual werewolf with experience of being a werewolf and i can give you advice about how to be a werewolf because i am a werewolf’ and Scott was like ‘sorry my completely human 16 year old best friend just took a double-dose of Adderall and went on an 8 hour wikipedia spree so i think he’s got me covered on the werewolf advice stuff :)’
one of the biggest comedic elements in Teen Wolf is the utter disparity between Scott and Stiles attitude towards the supernatural - like Scott is THE teen wolf, packs of werewolves are dropping out of the sky on his way to school, his classmates are turning into lizards/demons/chimeras but he’s still like “im just a normal guy and maybe i can go on a date with Allison :) and grow up normally in a normal way” even as his eyes start glowing and he sprouts claws and fangs. meanwhile, “regular human” Stiles Stilinski can endure a maximum of 15 without an evil cult showing up before he gets bored and starts poking around for more dead bodies
Fanfic writers don't make Stiles angry enough. He is a neurodivergent teenage boy caught in a quite literal revolving door of nightmares, AND his best friend never picks up his damn phone. Let him crash out I beg.
Not enough people in the teen wolf fandom engage with the fact that stiles is actually fucking insane. My man was looking for the other half of a dismembered body in the woods just for funsies in episode one. My man was out here bringing a baseball bat to an Alpha fight. My man regularly threatened to turn his werewolf buddies into fur rugs. Why are you turning him into a sweetiepiecandonowrong?
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It must be my birthday because Dick was having a sword fight against mind controlled Bruce and Clark, and Bruce sliced him. Then Dick was backed to the edge of a large shaft, and he chose to jump off of it to the depths below rather than pledge his allegiance to a tyrant. And this act of him falling snapped Bruce and Clark out of the mind control they were in, and Bruce immediately jumped off the ledge to save Dick.
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The fact that Joe calls Nicky Niccolò when he's scared/panicked.
And the fact that Nicky calls Joe Yusuf when he's mad.
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Ed gets away with a lot of bullshit that he shouldn't while in the military. Obviously, a lot of it is his age. But I think Roy 'Desolation of Ishval' Mustang probably secretly likes that Ed is insubordinate and constantly questioning him.
Yes, he gets frustrated with Ed and he's entirely willing to manipulate Ed to get the results he wants if the situation calls for it. But so long as Ed continues to question orders, Roy can be sure he'll never repeat Roy's own mistakes and massacre thousands of people indiscriminately just because he "had orders" to do so.
The only time I can think of where Roy really pushes the "you're a soldier, act like it" shtick is when Ed is questioning him about Maria Ross's death. And in that case it's probably less wanting Ed to follow orders and more needing to control opsec on a need-to-know situation. A loud mouthed 15 year old is the last person you let find out you just circumvented your own orders and smuggled someone you were supposed to kill out of the country. Especially in a military like Amestris's.
In which case, Roy really was treating Ed like a fellow soldier, in as much as giving Ed plausible deniability, covering his own ass, and lying to other soldiers is a thing Roy is very practiced at.
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It’s the heat
Source?
“The Shonen Protagonist joins The Organization” is such a cheap and easy hack for framing a narrative because the author never has to come up with a reason why the protagonist gets involved in each arc. It’s just that The Organization has a new Mission for the protagonist every time and the protagonist gets to say, “Righteo, thanks plot for telling me what to go do.”
Which makes Fullmetal Alchemist so much funnier because Edward Elric very very much does join The Organization. He’s in fact quite famous for joining The Organization. Where The Organization is a hostile fascist dictatorship with immense military power which is good at both giving orders and punishing defectors.
And yet over the course of the series Edward is so allergic to ever being told what to do that he in fact never ever goes on an Organization-Ordered Mission. And the exactly one time The Organization DID try to tell him what to do Edward hated it so much he fucked off and impaled himself at the bottom of a mineshaft about it.
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I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.
Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."
I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job
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