Worshipping Lord Diavolo!

go to About:config find media.mediasource.enabled and toggle it to false find media.cache_readahead_limit and change it to 9999 find media.cache_resume_threshold and change it to 9999

additionally if you'd prefer mp4 to webm

also in about:config, find: media.encoder.webm.enabled media.mediasource.webm.audio.enabled media.mediasource.webm.enabled media.webm.enabled and toggle them all to false

note! this will limit video to 1080p

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.

“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.

“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum

“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh

“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird

“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.

“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.

“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.

Lucifer deeply caring for Mammon

Satan deeply caring for Lucifer

Simeon secretly adoring Lucifer

Diavolo longing for Lucifer’s affection

Mammon trying to be the big brother

MC: The night is beautiful tonight.

Diavolo: you know what else is beautiful?

MC: “I may be short, but that doesn’t mean I’m innocent!”

MC aggressively trying to open a caprisun:

Lucifer:

Lucifer: “…Would you like me to open that for you?”

Barbatos: sure, my lord.

Diavolo: can i tell her i miss her?

Barbatos: maybe, if she asks.

Diavolo: can I show her this oil painting i made of us with our children and grandchildren?

Barbatos:

They’re chilling. 5 feet apart.

I kept thinking about what it would be like if Solomon, the ever-so-composed wizard he is, was caught off guard by a joke and just suddenly lost it laughing.