SPUD LIFE

just wanna lay next to you while soft music plays, and stare at you like you’re the greatest thing in the entire universe

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess

someone send this to the google translate sings girl, this is amazing

holy shit. not only does it save paper, but the patterns line up! that’s hella swanky.

Omg how precious

I always wonder how many times Travis Willingham had to practice before he was able to rap the whole thing without dying of laughter.

i am so confused and so glad. i probably don’t need to reblog anything ever again what could possibly follow this

@chengduhuntersapologist