KawaiiTemDev

Gloryhammer really is one of the greatest bands of all time. Like. What other band would make a song titled Goblin King Of The Darkstorm Galaxy, which is about a goblin king and evil wizard teaming up to open an evil portal and bring ruin to the lords of the moon? What other band would remaster one of their songs and give it the title of "Transcendant Empyrean Incantation Version", only made more ridiculous by the fact the song is titled The Unicorn Invasion Of Dundee? You find a song titled He Has Returned. OK, surely this one is more normal. No, it's about The Robot Prince Of Auchtertool, who apparently has a crown made of lasers and epic robot wings. One of their songs opens with the lyrics "I wanna fly away on a unicorn to a land of freedom and light, but I know that my destiny is to die in the ultimate fight", with the climax of that song being "I know I'll find my destiny in outer space in 1993". AND they're Scottish. Actually the best.

i wonder how big the cross section between gloryhammer and mlp fans are

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors