i’m throwing a party, we’re playing quarter past midnight on repeat until we die

Yeeeeeah

Lord Chesus have some mercy on me.

So pretty ♥️

Quarter Past Midnight just resurrected me from the dead, cleared my skin, cured my diseases and wrote my uni papers

Hehe

Robert Downy Jr acted as an australian pretending to be a black guy, in a movie about a filming a movie that gets turned into a movie

If I got rich I wouldn’t buy a Picasso or Vangogh, I’d buy a Bob Ross.

I truly want to see somebody dancing to this song and not looking awkward af

Depression is like a background app that drains your battery

In a way, a barber is like a human pencil sharpener.

“not all men”, you’re right, dan smith would never do this 

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days.