ENFP's Life

ISTP~ Cat ISTJ~ Meerkat ISFP~ Deer ISFJ~ Duck INTP~ Owl INTJ~ Chameleon INFP~ Sparrow INFJ~ Panda ESTP~ Hyena ESTJ~ Wolf ESFP~ Dolphin ESFJ~ Horse ENTP~ Python ENTJ ~ Fox ENFP~ Golden Retriever ENFJ~ Otter

STJs (ISTJ and ESTJ): “Let’s just wing it.”

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ENFP: *falls off the bridge* “Yay I’m swimming!” INFJ: “Just keep swimming, just keep swimming…” ENFJ: “You’re not allowed to go swimming!!!” INTJ: *calmly dominating*

ENFJ and INFJ are annoyed by ENFP’s dazzleness so INFJ comes up with a plan to send ENFP to another dimension while ENFJ forms an assembly of ISFPs. ISFPs are supposed to monitor the procedure and make sure no dazzleness or glitter is left in this universe after ENFP is gone. Meanwhile, ESFJ takes over the world via a brand new approach to world domination - hiring ISFJs to bake goods and make the rest of the population fat and lazy so they wouldn’t do much about it. Nobody knows that ESFJ closely follows the ENFP situation and pledges alligience to ENFJ, in case ESFJ’s enemy, ESFP, decides to show up. Of course, ESPF did show up, but only to bedazzle ENFJ in da face, break ENFP free and collect as many distracted ISFPs as MBTIly possible. ENFJ feels like a failure and spends the next three weeks questioning their own existence while munching on the muffins ISFJ made. INFJ, on the other hand, feels enraged because not only did ENFP disappear somewhere their mystical powers can’t detect, but also yelled “CYA LATER SUCKERZZZ” with improper grammar. This was unacceptable. In all of this ruckus, nobody noticed INFP who secretly sided with ENFP because INFP is actually a unicorn-shaped cinnamon roll and needs glitter in their life. This goes unnoticed by ESFJ because they feel bad for ENFJ and decide to go sulk with them while ENFP and ESFP suddenly appear in the ISFJ bakery and casually eat everything on display. ISFJs were happy somebody actually complimented them and did not notice ISFPs, ENFP, INFP and ESFP sneaking into the HQ and destroying the alternate universe ENFP was supposed to be sent to. And this is why you should always be thankful INFJ and ENFJ failed to destroy ENFP.