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it’s a new week!!! let’s do this!!!!! (cries uncontrollably)

Personality test, is 80f/26c too hot for you?

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

@izvmimi

why do beautiful men expect me to be able to listen to a word they say......... gorgeous i havent heard a thing you said in 15minutes im too busy thinking about biting you

“that’s ok i understand!!!!” but it actually made me sick to my stomach

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

Me without my glasses

@yuujilove !!

Heavily making out with your male f/o and he pulls you onto his lap and you can feel that he’s hard and you realizing it makes him realize it and he’s so embarrassed and he’s bright red and going “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry” and he’s trying to move away from you but you stop him and pull him by the front of his shirt into another deep kiss and tell him “Honey, it’s ok, Feel” and stick his hand down the front of your pants to feel how wet/hard you are and his face goes even redder and he looks you in the eye and goes “for me?” And you nod, and then he swallows thickly and says, almost in awe, “that much?”