le vent se lѐve

me: oh my god please let me concentrate for once my shit brain: Ra Ra Rasputin. Russia’s Greatest Love Machine.

mood: i’ll wait in the car

hi my name is stress

True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.

i cannot stand that post that calls jellyfish evil bags. a jellyfish is a morally neutral bag. it is man that is evil

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

i don’t have a nervous system. i am a nervous system

The bourgeoisie

Thank you for your contribution enjolras

i’m the nokia phone in a room full of iphones

when your life fallin apart but you still got that one thing goin for you