Katrina Johnnie

y’all have ur diagnoses in ur bio but not if ur cut or not…. u think i care if u got anxiety? Does ur cock have a turtle neck yes or no

I’m suing you for emotional distress.

if she’s your girl why is she infiltrating area 51 with me

thanks for respecting women bro

Me, on my deathbed: wtf….Why did they cancel Victorious

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

I don’t get the last one e.e

If it is empty and the other cars are full there is a reason you don’t want to learn that reason

^^^^^ 

it’s the doodoo car

Drag ha Margaret!

try building it on land next time you stupid italians

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

Whoa mama mia cunt

My dog would adore this!

The cactus will forgive you, doggo

the originator of this phrase should be given the nobel peace prize

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

C'est les swimming poules

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

Oh my god!!!!

i’m so happy for this cat i hope nux knows im proud of him