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Misplaced Lens Cap

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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club

izzy's playlists!
Xuebing Du

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The Bowery Presents
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@katiestudies
βApology accepted. Trust denied. We move on.β - Unknown

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sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time
Tagging this with gay fandoms sorry
There's currently a European proposition to ban conversion practice in Europe
If you're European please sigh it
If you're not please reblog
Give your support !
Did you sign it?
Yes, I'm european
No, I'm European (scroll back you can still do it!)
No I'm not European (please rb)
If you arrived on the "country list" page I'm sorry just click on "back" on the top left corner and you'll get to the good page
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldnβt get me one because they were βtoo violent and also ate peopleβ :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THATβS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says ITβS NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say βEXTREME CHOMPINβ β in four languages?
OH SHIT YOUβRE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if itβs still there! hopefully I didnβt destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I havenβt put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help
(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)
Thereβs more!
I love.
I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought Iβd give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!
(just fine)
Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures
Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)
so itβs come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think thatβs very cash money of her.
itβs been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!
ajdhf.
well thatβs just,,,
REXCELLENT
two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!
HELL
YES
HELL
FUCKING
YES.
cry, probably
Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!
ITβS TIME
YOU MANIACS. okay, here we go!
HAIL TO THE QUEEN
LONG MAY SHE REIGN!
(she was a skater Rex, she said see you later Rex, sheβs finally hit 400k!)
weβre coming to you live from Halloween 2022, where Wexter continues to be ridiculously jawsome!
this year weβre doing a much-beloved character from classic literature, βDracula with inappropriate straw hatβ
thanks everyone, may your weens be hollow and your candy be many!
hey! HEY. itβs Halloween 2023! AND YOUβLL NEVER GUESS WHAT WEXTER IS DRESSED UP AS THIS YEAR.
sheβsβ¦ (WEXTER! here girl!) sheβs aβ¦ aβ¦..
sheβs a T. Rex.
GOTTEM!
β¦Another epic.
HE SEES YOU WHEN YOUβRE SLEEPING
HE KNOWS WHEN YOUβRE AWAKE
HE KNOWS IF YOUβVE BEEN BAD OR GOOD
SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

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Iβm paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. β€οΈ
Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.
*sidles out of the shadows*
*opens jacket, hands you PDFs of every Loeb classical library text in the public domain*
*also hands you links to Gutenberg.org for searchable EPUB books, LibriVox for free audiobooks, the Internet Archive library and the Perseus Digital Library*
*also, if you're under 22 and in the US, you can get a free eCard for the Brooklyn Public Library, and access their entire digital catalogue*
*slides back into shadows*
*walks by*
*sees the exchange*
*digs through my skirt pocket and hands you a link to sci-hub where you can bypass paywalls for scientific studies*
*walks away*
HALT! Do you have sensory issues? Overwhelmed by sound in a messy environment? Desperately wanting to write that essay/fanfiction but your ADHD is getting on the way? In need of atmospheric sound for your tabletop game??
Please let me introduce you to MyNoise.net - a lifesaver on all aspects.
Mynoise provides an incredible index of noise machine generators with personalizing sliders to suit your every taste.
Missing the sound of a lively coffee shop during the pandemic? They have that. That specific, calming noise of a public park in a peaceful afternoon? they have that. Rain sounds? City sounds? Want to fuck around and listen to some uninterrupted Gregorian chants? They have that also!
According to the website:
"myNoise generators cover the whole audible frequency range, from 20Hz to 20kHz, over 10 color-coded sliders. Through a simple but accurate calibration process, all myNoise generators can be shaped to your personal hearing thresholds and compensate for your audio equipment and listening environment deficiencies, including the presence and nature of background noise. Calibration is unique to this website, and makes calibrated noise machines stand out from regular white noise machines. During the calibration process, we are able to measure your personal hearing levels, and adapt our noises accordingly. If you are suffering from age-related hearing, you'll be surprised to hear frequencies you thought were lost."
And that's not all. When I say 'incredible' I really mean it; I've found myself using the website on multiple occasions, for work, creative and stress-related issues, and the variety of machines provided cannot be overstated. You've got animal noises, nature soundscapes, street sounds, meditation aids, melody-based lullabies, magical soundscapes, medieval ambiance, situation specific sounds, white noise generators-- and a lot more!!! They even have noise to block out IRL sounds you don't want to hear.
Just take a brief look at what the index page provides:
There's something for EVERYONE. And it's all for free! It's been for free for years, and it is the creator's wish that it remains accessible to everyone who might need this kind of aid in life. I am using it to write this post right now. Though if you read some of the above index, you may have noticed that the support for the website has been very low lately.
Which brings me to the reason I'm making this post. Mynoise is curated and maintained by a single person:
Please check out the Mynoise Index for yourself, donate if you can, and tell your friends who might be interested β‘
[Transcript:
Hi, this is how I wrap presents for people with lower fine motor control; it could be older people, younger people, people with disabilities.
You can use ribbon you already have for wrapping present, and I measured around the item I am about to wrap leaving a little bit of room for the handle.
I taped the beginning end of the ribbon to the box and then loop back the extra ribbon to make a handle, and it should look something like this
You can wrap pretty much like you normally do as long as you make sure that the handle is exposed .
You could even tie something onto the handle for extra support
All done!
End Transcript]
Punctuation and spacing was added for readability but all the text is verbatim.
You donβt know how much effort I went to to find this
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Also, keep your cats inside.
Do not vote on this poll. Restrain yourself. Hold back your curiosity. Tamp down your defiant streak. Feel free to interact with the post in other ways β but whatever you do, do NOT vote.<br><br>Check back in a week to find out how good Tumblr users are at delayed gratification.
I have zero self-restraint and voted the very first time I saw this post
I restrained myself the first time I saw this, but eventually I caved
Reblog for a larger sample size for no sample size at all, because obviously nobody will vote
What day did u vote on this poll?
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Pls reblog if u vote :)
(Please god I had to block like 15 of them today)
what if tumblr took a leaf out of youtubes book and sent people golden shoelaces after hitting a milestone. they donβt tell you what the milestone is

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
Iβm paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. β€οΈ
Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.