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Also the Suicide Hotline is 988. If you are in a crisis, please consider calling this number or 911.

This is Sun Wu Kong, a Chinese mythological figure who was a monkey that was born from a stone, practiced Taoism to the point of gaining heavenly abilities and was known as a trickster and mischief-maker among the heavens.

this is one of the many examples

https://x.com/darukute_yabai/status/2080989975378895080?s=46&t=lhnfAb3kUecSxF8Mdnjvvg

continuation of this

naoya loves his son, his cute mini-me that followed him everywhere. he played with him, fed him, watched him mess around in the snow that pilled up in the estate grounds but holy shit was that kid an absolute cockblock when he was trying to…give his son a sibling.

first offence came at the night, he came back from a week long mission to his pretty wifey, so fucking obedient for him as they sprawled out on the bed, making out sloppily. he needed to get laid, he was so fucking hard right then.

“waaaaaaahh!!”

fuck. him. he let out an almost animalistic growl as he pushed off of you, grumbling the whole way as he pulled his clothes back together and matched off to go see what his son needed.

second offence came the next morning, naoya had found you in the kitchen making breakfast, his palm down your pants, bending you over the counter. okay, surely nothing would happen this time. the both of you were in the mood, everything was going well…fuck- he had to have you. like right now-

knock on the kitchen door. holy shit. this kid had somehow managed to projectile vomit all over his cot and the servant had ran to come get the baby’s parents.

Naoya went (of course) to go tend to his precious son. but there was no doubting the absolute stink eye he shot that baby, leaning down to whisper at the baby’s cute little face.

“one more time, i swear to god. i know you love your mama, i love your mama too,”

when it came to the last time, naoya was sure nothing would happen. everything was fine, baby was fed and asleep, you were on his lap-

“waaa-“

from:

https://x.com/utilitaryan/status/2070502234266165483?s=46&t=lhnfAb3kUecSxF8Mdnjvvg

had to share it to you because it reminds me sm of your naoya and his wife

this qualifies as an assassination attempt ohmygod anon i love u

“You’ve been carrying around that same book for a week. I finished it in three days.”

Obviously, he’d say it with the most indifferent expression imaginable, conveniently without even looking at you, too busy searching for something around the room. And if you tell him that reading faster isn’t the same as reading better, get ready for a scowl that will genuinely make you afraid to sleep next to him.

Personally, I can totally see him somehow bringing it up during sex —“You really think you’re better than me, huh?”— right after slapping your face

OKAY, I went a little off the rails there 😭 but he’d 100% stay salty about it for days. Anyway, I just love the way you write him. You make him so much fun to think about 💗 I’d love to know your take on this.

naoya would take your stray comment to heart, tucking the grievance away like a spiteful little keepsake. he’d give you the cold shoulder until you finally cracked, offering yourself up to him—the only method that ever truly smoothed things over between you. and it always seemed to work: he was, like most men, easily mollified; with his cock slick from conquest and softening inside you, heavy breaths warming your clavicle.

Men who pull you into the tightest embrace just to pull your breath into himself.

Men who wear the smell of your perfume from endless contact like a badge of the highest honor.

Men that you see your eyes as the center of his whole universe.

Men who have kissed every single one of your scars, no matter how big or small they are.

Men who know and respect that you can protect yourself. They will always be by your side as an equal.

Men just adore you no matter what you do.

Vice Minister Lu - This guy has negative whimsy. It's a miracle Chue is still as wacky as she is with this guy sucking all the joy out the room. I sympathize with Yao trying to avoid this guy

Dr. Liu - As the one who has to deal with Maomao and Tianyu's antics, I sympathize with his anti-fun energy actually. Great character

Basen in the early LNs - Takes everything way too seriously, cannot relax at all, how dare that servant girl play with Jinshi, etc. Love him but he would have a hard time grasping the concept of "just playing around and goofing off"

Tianyu - It depends, really. On paper, he has a lot of things that would make him entertaining, at least. His ability to gossip and stir shit would be incredible, making him a great person to watch from a distance. But at some point, you gotta ask why we invited the guy who brings severed hands to the potluck