Everything Changes

      ❝ you sure you don’t wanna wait till LATER ? it’s kinda important. ❞

              { @xcuddy }

       ❝ fine, but you realize without my help the parentals are gonna know, right ? and if you think i’m making a mess, how do you think mom’s gonna do ? ❞

      ❝ i feel so bad for you. you deserve a medal or something. ❞

       ❝ only every day. can’t complain though. better her than my dad. ❞

       ❝ no, i’m making sure your scrawny ass doesn’t get beat up every day. ❞

       ❝ weeeeeeeell i MAY have done something that’s going to make my mother very upset, and i was hoping i could hide here. just for a little while, you know, until hurricane stacy blows over. ❞

       ❝ WOW ! you have such faith in me, i’m flattered ! i didn’t do anything...to you. ❞

       ❝ hey uncle jimmy, can you keep a SECRET ? ❞

       ❝ sorry, can’t confirm or deny desires to do things mom will kill us for. ❞

       ❝ that’s adorable, and also complete BULL. ❞

       ❝ i dunno. she’s too busy dealing with my DAD. ❞

       ❝ so then why the hell are you living with him ? ❞

       ❝ i know, which makes you owe me all the more. ❞

       ❝ wow. really ? is that...okay actually no that sounds EXACTLY like the sort of thing dad would call me, never mind. my name, if you actually wanna use that, is katie. ❞

       ❝ you’re hilarious. and not in a CUTE way. ❞

       ❝ this is why you have no FRIENDS. you suck at comebacks. ❞