Careful With That Axe Eugene!

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

it still makes me go insane that somehow no social media site bothers to implement interleaved text and images. Fediverse cannot support it broadly, Bluesky can't handle it, Facebook can't do it, Twitter can't do it, fucking, LinkedIn doesn't do this, somehow only Tumblr has this, and it barely even counts as a popular social media site.

well you see we're the new pdf

Wish there was a Beatles convention but only for fans who want to fuck them. I don’t want to hear from historians or podcasters. I want 75 year old Peggy, grandmother of three, to show me her Beatles scrapbook from the 60s, and then I want to show her the fanvid I made for Paul McCartney’s ass.

say hello to junior dad

I've invented an alcoholic drink called "the john lennon" and it's where I'm already drunk and I start mixing the other alcoholic items inside the cupboard and add heavy whipping cream and then complete it by putting on bdsm gear and trying to choke myself with a belt tied to the closet doorknob.

"paul mccartney but if he was blonde" is a sentence that should strike such deep fear into your heart

I think the perfect name for fans of Conan is the Coconuts because we're all nuts for Coco, but I also have a soft spot for the Cocolostomy Bags because I am, much like Conan himself, absolutely full of shit and constantly going off on weird surreal little tangents that obviously never happened but in a way that makes me laugh, and I can't believe I'm the only one here who's doing that.