“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

girl I’m comprehending you pretty easily you’re gonna have to try harder than that

in my dnd setting the most eldritch of creatures is an ape that is impossibly wide. Whatever room you're in, this ape is wider than that. Imagine the widest room you can imagine. This ape is wider. It's other proportions remain the same. His name is Wide Ape.

everyone go home we got a winner

don’t listen to what anyone says the elephant really ties the room together

“I asked chatGPT” well I asked my friend Tao Yang and he is standing about 10 seconds away and is going to run at you screaming

"i asked chatgpt-" well i asked my picture of william beckett i keep under my pillow at night. and he said you should die.

the black parade is dead, and me I feel also not so good

erasers

Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.