to love me is to suffer me

i have exactly as many hot takes as cold takes which means they average out to one large room temperature take. this is the only way to engage in online discourse and remain morally pure.

I'm tired of living in a world where we have to play whack a mole 24/7 to avoid dangerous and sometimes deadly pathogens.

nothing on this planet makes me more evil than being overstimulated in hot weather.

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

the rumors are true: i dont feel very good

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

i’m haunted i’m unfuckable and i love you